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Inland Waterways Boatmaster Licence

Canaldrifter

Canaldrifter

MIA
I am willing to offer free accomodation, free training, and loads of experience to nubile ex-naval wench seeklng Boatmaster Qualification (which would qualify you to steer trip boats on Inland Waterways) in exchange for share of victualling costs, booze, and sex would be nice, on narrowboat cruising the entire waterway system this coming season.

Must like, and be willing to walk a soppy dog.

(Well... you've gotta live in hope.... :mrgreen: )
 
Canaldrifter. Please retain your status, as an ex FAA rating you are above advertising for a bit of crumpet.
If you must, then sell yourself.
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Extremely experienced barge master with aviation experience has one or two vacancies aboard his vessel for paying guests. Members of the fairer sex particularly welcomed. During the period on board you will be offered several experiences, which will be charged for. Life on the boat is a little cramped and guests may find that they have to share a bunk with the captain.
Ladies with big tits, kinky boots and nymphomaniac tendencies will be given first choice.
 
Canaldrifter said:
I am willing to offer free accomodation, free training, and loads of experience to nubile ex-naval wench seeklng Boatmaster Qualification (which would qualify you to steer trip boats on Inland Waterways) in exchange for share of victualling costs, booze, and sex would be nice, on narrowboat cruising the entire waterway system this coming season.

Must like, and be willing to walk a soppy dog.

(Well... you've gotta live in hope.... :mrgreen: )
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The promise of a trip on this might do the trick, cd.

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I think CD may have a problem with that, as getting to the wheel would involve a trip either in the salty stuff or on the back of a lorry.

Also you can get trips on it in return for a small ammount of cash which may be prefferable to all nighters with CD.
 
Canaldrifter said:
windygale said:
Did I see this post a couple of days ago in the RR Lonely Hearts thread ??
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Didn't get anywhere there though, did it? So thought I'd try my luck under 'sports and adventure training'.... :shock:
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Clutching at straws now eh, CD? (or should that be reeds?) :grin:
 
CD book a ticket to Bangkok, hotels are cheap. Ask our local Thailand expert for a few tips. If you fail to score there then book your place in the old folks home.
 
slim said:
CD book a ticket to Bangkok, hotels are cheap. Ask our local Thailand expert for a few tips. If you fail to score there then book your place in the old folks home.
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I'm already IN a an old folks home...and Bangkok is too far to go by narrowboat..... or is it?
 
Canaldrifter said:
slim said:
CD book a ticket to Bangkok, hotels are cheap. Ask our local Thailand expert for a few tips. If you fail to score there then book your place in the old folks home.
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I'm already IN a an old folks home...and Bangkok is too far to go by narrowboat..... or is it?
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Well it would take a bit of navigation, however once you get there Bangkok has got its own system of canals or Klongs as they are called. Extremely dirty, polluted and smelly in the centre of Bangkok but only a few miles out hey are clean and extremely attractive.
 

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