info on the marines from marines please!!!

hi all i am joining the RNR end of this month done it all except the selection interveiw, i did my physical in 10:02 the :02 was because my physical instructor was cracking jokes through out the physical test anyway i want to join the marines at the end of college, the only reason im joining the RNR instead of the RMR is because college is full time and training right now is out of the question soo! can anyone just spend a few minutes explaining what earning the green berets is like and what its like going on tour to the warzones and what its like your first year of active duty and what its like when you specialize!! im really intrested and will around 90% sure il join when i leave college (not as an officer) the other 10% is with the navy on a warship travelling the world but i just feel the marines is my calling so yeah gimme some info guys thanks for reading!

 

It's Royal Marines.

 

Best to ask one question at at a time, keep it simple if you know what I mean!!

 

College is full time and training right now is out of question, are you sure the Royal Marines is your calling?

To answer your questions;
1. Hoofing
2. Hoofing and gash
3. It depends
4. It depends

Good luck Ten.

 

You're joining the RNR, so why are you asking your (fúcking idiotic) questions about them and not RNR.

You'll be about 55 before the RNR decides you're deployable, so you have plenty of time to figure these issues for yourself.

Join the TA, and get a tour in Afghanistan before it's too late.

 

I have heard that the RMR has a vastly superior stash of porn when deployed on ops than the RNR does. If the Marines "takes your fancy" but seems a bit like hard work at the moment may I be bold enough to suggest you dont darken their door. Re-hab is for quitters, not the Corps, I cannot see you making it.

 

It's awesome the feeling you get when u finally "make it"! I knew I was finally accepted when some of the "old salts" trusted me to play my triangle without any help. Amazing!!!!! Good luck and start with something simple, like the maracas or something.........

 

I hear you brother. When you make it through training and that final 142 bars rest and manage to still hit that final note on the triangle... words cannot describe.

 

Baldrick, to my mind, achieved this with considerable aplomb.

Albeit Percy not Royal

 

And you get to wear a large tit on your head.:bs:

 

The RMR is harder than the RM in terms of achieving your green lid - the RM might be an option for you once you've finished college but best steer clear of the RMR...

 

ive done AIR 338 course so qualified as a RM so ask away

 

AIR 338 Basic Military Acquaint Course? Do tell....

 

what do you want to know ----------

 

Nothing at all, I have just read your post in the gash barge.

 

as i said - do 338 and your an honorary RM.

 

So if you do a wren a you an honoury jack or just making up the numbers?

 

If you do a Wren does it just mean/go to prove that you were too lazy to have a ****?

 

The lazy mans ****. Gotta love them.

 

Gee thanks for those decent replies... Anyway shacker just had a few questions on what its like through training i know its hard but how do you all get through it and come out the other side a rm? Have you.been on tour?