Indians Don't Use Saddles.



Life may not be the party we had hoped for,
But while we are here, We might as well dance............

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of
Arizona when her car broke down.

An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a
ride to a nearby town.

She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.

The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the
Indian would let out a "Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a" so loud that it echoed
from the surrounding hills.

When t hey arrived in town, he let her off at the local service
station, yelled one final "Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!" and rode off.

"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the
service-station attenda nt. "Nothing," the woman answered. "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."

"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles."