Increased threat levels

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  1. European Heighten Threat Levels

    The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist
    threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to
    "Peeved". Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to
    "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". Londoners have not been "A Bit
    Cross" since the blitz began in 1940 and tea supplies all but ran
    out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody
    Nuisance". The last time the British issued "A Bloody Nuisance"
    warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

    Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised
    its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher
    levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was
    precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag
    factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

    It's not only the English and French who are on a heightened level of
    alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and
    excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain:
    "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

    The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful
    Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also
    have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose".

    Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the
    only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

    The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to
    deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new
    Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
  2. PMSL Good effort shipmate
  3. Oops, Slim pointed out this has already been posted whilst I was away.

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