in the sh-t

#1
went to a funeral yesterday and arrived home today
was met by her that must be obeyed in full flight and no sign off calming down
have tried all ways i know of shuttin her up
anyone got any ideas
 
#2
v8diver said:
went to a funeral yesterday and arrived home today
was met by her that must be obeyed in full flight and no sign off calming down
have tried all ways i know of shuttin her up
anyone got any ideas
Is it due to grief on her part or is she just pissed off you went away??
 
#3
Good question. If its the first, be patient and just keep your head down till she feels ready to talk and if its the 2nd, point out why you went, and just get on with things. best of luck buddy, women can be a right mystery
 
#6
cúnto said:
Before I start with the advice, you need some items:

1 x waffle iron
1 x loud hailer
1 x kitten
2 x feet of razor wire
And a bar of soap for the Pongo with the gash username!!! :D
 
#7
Irish Wake only yesterday?

She's peed off because you came home early - By rights she was relying upon you to have been AWOL for much more than just the one night so you have severely upset her plans. 8O :wink:
 
#9
am now getting sound. you should know better at your age
hope you are fit to go to shoppin center with me and where is j his wife been on the phone he not home yet yous are meant to set an example
not behave like some teenagers.
ps to cunto razor wire and things wont stop her she seen worse when at work
 
#12
When she stops to draw breath, just slap her round the chops and remind her who's boss in the house.


When you wake up the next day at least you'll get breakfast in bed from the nurse :D
 
#14
v8diver said:
you know from my pm,s where i work and she works there also
not a goood idea to slap her
on another note merry crimbo ship mate
Throw yourself on the floor in front of her and wail and grovel.
Show her who's boss.
Oh and Merry Crimbo,...whimp. :wink: :D
 
#15
v8diver said:
you know from my pm,s where i work and she works there also
not a goood idea to slap her
on another note merry crimbo ship mate
Man up, your an ex-matelot, just blame someone else. Just pretend she's a crusher wanting to know where you've been, it's easy slipping back into the old routine :wink:

And merry Chrimbo to yourself
 
#17
v8diver said:
went that way but after 30+ years she said do you think iam daft
one ex bootie grunt and a para sliped out and said see you tomorrow
Ah you have brave oppos like me.
Mind my missus was drummed out of the waffen SS because of her brutal disposition.
And cowardice is not a state of mind with me, its a religion. :oops: :wink:
 
#18
Rumrat said:
v8diver said:
went that way but after 30+ years she said do you think iam daft
one ex bootie grunt and a para sliped out and said see you tomorrow
Ah you have brave oppos like me.
Mind my missus was drummed out of the waffen SS because of her brutal disposition.
And cowardice is not a state of mind with me, its a religion. :oops: :wink:
her that must be obeyed has gone to work am having a cure working late shift 2morrow
 

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