In the Middle...

A crusty old biker from Brisbane out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere
parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:
COLD BEER : $2.00
BACON & EGG PIE : $2.50
HAND JOB : $50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the old biker walks up to the bar
and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female barmaid who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.
She glides down behind the bar to the old biker. "Yes?" she enquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?"
The old biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lass," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs, "Why yes, yes, I am".
The old biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly,
"Well, wash your hands real good sweetie, cause I want a Meat Pie".

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