A few years ago I crawled through a pile of human excrement in a house involved in fire. I couldn't see a thing, except the odd smear on my BA visor I made whilst clearing the steam off with the back of my gloved hand.
So no, poo doesn't smell any worse in fire....
However, my oppo's outside seemed to have a different thought as I approached them on exiting the house!
Ref my recent thread about my mutt I did a quick experiment this afernoon belive me a burning dogs turd smell sworse especially when one pours lighter fluid on it as the dog is giving birth to it - the additional smell of burnt flesh and hair is similar to the inside of a lepers bandage.
Remember it was the practice in Barrow for kids, at one time, to wrap dog turds in newspaper put it out side a front door light it knock on the door and hide round the corner or down a ginel. The occupier opens the door sees the flames and stamps on it to put it out. :roll: You dont get caught twice.
Considering your branch badge RNFLUNKY, I would have thought that by now you would have mastered the art of cooking, (no doubt well disguised), dog turds for your ... er ... customers without burning them.