In my cups

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by stan_the_man, Jan 10, 2010.

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  1. Fcuking hate this time of year me on the wagon Mother in law on her way round for a week how the fcuk do I manage can't find a hose long enough to go from the exhaust to the drivers side and the wife keeps bleating about money or lack of it perhaps I should either slot the Mrs ( :D ) or the fcuking reptilian mother in law. Dog is hiding in the shed and I only put bird seed out so I can slot the feckers with my air rifle when they feed.
    Evil cnut I know but as they say "Don't fuck with the Port Watch"
     
  2. When I saw this title I thought it was something to do with bras .....
     
  3. Did someone mention bras??? 8O :wink:
     
  4. Funny so did I...
     
  5. fook me the site is full of cocks put the kettle on
     
  6. Should get one for those man boobs of your mate!!! :D
     
  7. Not entirely accurate, Stan .....
     
  8. Just be aware that I pissed in your kettle earlier on!!! :D 8O
     
  9. oops forgot about our breasted bretheren :lol:
    :D
     
  10. I laid some cable into a sandwich bag, and popped it into your freezer!!

    Don't eat/defrost the sausages!!!
     
  11. :D you shag my daughter and curl one down in my freezer taking the piss or what - Now put the kettle on ya kurp
     

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