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In Church the Other Day

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Lantern Swinger
In church the other day, I heard a dear old lady in the pew next to me saying a prayer.




It was so sweet and sincere that I just had to share with you:-

"Dear Lord,

This has been a difficult two or three years.

You have taken my favourite actor Patrick Swayze.

My favourite pop singer Michael Jackson.

My favourite Blues Singer Amy Winehouse.

My favourite actress Elizabeth Taylor.

And now my favourite singer Whitney Houston.

I just wanted you to know that my favourite politicians are
David Cameron, Ed Miliband, Tony Blair, George Osborne,George Galloway
Nick Clegg, Ed Balls,Gordon Brown & John Bercow.
 
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