In a police car..

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  1. You and your oppo are cuffed in the back of a police car.
    What four words only, would you say to him?
     
  2. Deny everything you twat
     
  3. "That's another fine mess......."
     
  4. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    @ my oppo - "You take the wrap".

    @ the polis - "It wasn't me officer".
     
  5. you are a cunt
     
  6. Shut your feckin whingeing
     
  7. silverfox

    silverfox War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    You have the right......
     
  8. Any more good ideas?
     
  9. "What time's your wedding?"

    or

    "Don't take this personally."
     
  10. That didn't work then.
     
  11. We need larger shovels.
     
  12. What now big boss?
     
  13. You got that lube?
     
  14. "Borrow your rectal truncheon"
     
  15. "Yeah great laugh, twat"
     
  16. Hows about "Night stalker?"
     
  17. It's joke for Christ's sake,not a good one but then again I've been to a couple of Police parties that opened my eyes a bit re.truncheons.
    It was a joke on their part but it happened.
    I support the police and nearly joined on demob but what happens can't be blinkered.
    Having said that I've been to Fire Brigade parties just as wild.
    Lets not be puritanical,boys will enjoy themselves,whatever.
    Maybe I should have said "Please don't hit me" my brother got a tousing from two that were disciplined for it.
    I thought it was meant to be humorous replies ,seems not.
     
  18. right your the woman!!!
     
  19. "My mates followed through".
     
  20. Don't fancy yours, either.

    Bags I top Bunk.
     

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