I'm standing.

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by witsend, Nov 5, 2009.

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  1. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    I fancy becoming a MP, but need some funding.
     
  2. I'm flush this month, as I've been given seagoing pay for October despite being sat on my arrse at home for nearly all of it. If you can catch me before I leave the country, I might consider a loan.
     
  3. Sorry mate, I'm a poor strawberry now and paying off the debt JPAC saddled me with. Have you tried the CAF?
     
  4. Don't use it any more. It's NAJ now!
     
  5. I'll chip in, but only if you employ me on your expenses money when you get elected. I'd make a good hatstand.
     
  6. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    filed mate, I see a future!!!!!
     
  7. Sell your arse if you can find someone to buy it
     
  8. Have you thought of standing for the Gunpowder Party? Their manifesto is explosive.

    If I pay your nomination fee would you employ me as your wife? ;)
     
  9. Ye Gods, only been out 2 years and I don't understand the lingo already 8O :lol:
     
  10. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Delete comeback,,,,,,,I'll give you that one fannybawbag.
     
  11. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    FO prick!!!!!
     
  12. It's a fair point - no-one wants to buy a ginger hairy arse really :wink: :wink:
     
  13. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    HAHA,,,,thank fcuk I'm not a specky cnut!!!!!!!!
     
  14. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Anyway bawbag you voting ?
     
  15. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    I'm thinking I'll win the serving vote.
     
  16. Brill, coffee, white one please
     
  17. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Thanks bud!

    I'm thinking of shifting over to ROMFT for a few votes. Those guys rock and can't wait till they big me up.
     
  18. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Doh,,,they already voted for me!!!!
     
  19. include me out
     
  20. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Not a problem.
     

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