I'm rich

janner

MIA
Book Reviewer
#1
House of Parliaments Information Office
Norman Shaw North
London SW1A 2TT
United Kingdom ( UK ).

Attn: Beneficiary,

We the entire members of the House of the Parliament , on behalf of the
Government of Great Britain, under the auspices of the British House of
Parliament held a meeting this week concerning payment, both foreign and local
contractors and some inheritance funds of lost and dead investors in the UK
between 1960 to 2009 which were not released to the right benefactors and also
long dated contract payment sum of 1978/1981.

Mr.Gordon Brown the Honorable Prime Minister of United Kingdom,has just
informed this office the British House of Parliament that All the listed
contractors and Inheritance funds benefactors which their CONTRACT PAYMENT SUM
AND INHERITANCE FUNDS were not paid to should be released to them with effect so
that the Global financial crisis rocking the world today will not affect the
United Kingdom (UK).

On going through files yesterday, we discovered that your file was dumped untreated,
so at this juncture, we apologize for the delay of your paymentand please stop communicating
with any office now and attention to the appointed office below for you to receive your payment
accordingly.

We discovered that your payment listed to us Five million two hundred thousand dollars (US5.2M)
approximately Three million five hundred thousand Great Britain Pounds(GBP3.5M), you are advised
to respond with effect so that we will process your payment to be made in any form you wish to receive
your funds either by bank draft of direct wire transfer or inform our financial institution wherethe funds
will be package for delivery at your doorstep.

Kindly respond to this office so that your payment will be process and release under 5 days of your
receiving this email for proper verification of your full detailed information for final processing of the
release of your fund.

Now your new Payment Reference No.-35460021, Allocation No: 674632 Password No :339331 ,
Pin Code No: 55674 and your Certificate of Merit Payment No : 103 ,Released Code No: 0763; Immediate
Telex confirmation No: -1114433 ; Secret Code No: XXTN013, Having received these vitalpayment number,
therefore You are qualified now to receive and confirm Your payment with the United Kingdom of Great
Britain and Northern Ireland immediately within 5 days.

You are directed to reconfirm your full detailed information as stated below :

1) FULL NAME:2) HOME ADDRESS:3) OFFICE ADDRESS:4) PROFESSION,MARITAL STATUS,AGE:5)
HOME PHONE NUMBER/WORK PHONE NUMBER AND CELL PHONE NUMBER :6) As well as time to
call you on the phone.

NOTE: We have mounted our security network to monitor every in-coming call, if we still find out that
you are still dealing with all those fraudsters that have been frustrating you, we shall stop and cancel your
payment immediately.

Respectively ,
Dr.Roger Berry
Member House of Parliament
 

janner

MIA
Book Reviewer
#6
(granny) said:
Rumrat said:
trelawney126 said:
Wot no Smileys or Winks :wink:
English must be my second language as I cannot for the life of me understand what the post is about. :oops:

And am I supposed to??? 8O :(
Don't ask me. I'm lost.
Look, it means that I'm going to be rich, it must be true 'cos its an email I got from those honorable MP's in the House of Commons and its got the PM's name in it and everything. You lot only get those fake ones from Nigeria and the like, mines real. :roll:
 
#7
There is no joint Parliamentary information office. Before the House of Lords set up their own information office, there was the old, well known, Public Information Office (PIO). There is now just the House of Commons Information Office (HCIO) and it Lords equivalent (HLIO). Unfortunately a UK business called Blakes publishes a "Parliamentary Directory" and its customers believe that his Public Information Office is the HCIO.... but that's another story :roll:
 
#8
Lucky sod living in the Republic I would not qualify if I was fortunate enough to receive such a windfall hope you sent all details required.

Praise God for the Honorable Prime Minister Brown and British House of Parliament.
 
#10
janner said:
BP, once I saw Cyclops name on it I knew it was genuine
If it said President [Ooops!] Prime Minister Bliar I would be hesitant on releasing any details it could be a fraud. That ass wipe wouldn't give you the left overs from his plate.
 
#12
This has to be the most foolish phish ever, even worse than Dr Umgunga dying and leaving millions.
Everyone in the whole world know the UK is broke - I would have been more likely to have believed it if it had come from Mugabe.
 

janner

MIA
Book Reviewer
#13
NotmeChief said:
This has to be the most foolish phish ever, even worse than Dr Umgunga dying and leaving millions.
Everyone in the whole world know the UK is broke - I would have been more likely to have believed it if it had come from Mugabe.
You forget that Cyclops still has the money from all the gold that he cleverly sold cheaply to get rid of it. You are just trying to dampen my excitment because I've come into vast wealth, I can honestly say that I have received a follow up email from the Commons information office about the original email
 
#14
I think the clue to the authenticity of janner's letter is;

Mr.Gordon Brown the Honorable Prime Minister of United Kingdom,has just
informed this office the British House of Parliament
I do believe, for all their other faults, that they do have a grasp of written English and basic etiquette.

It's fishing trip.
 
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