I'm planning to be a Jhobo.

#1
I was discussing this with my oppo yesterday. He says and I concur, that they always seem to get hold of vulnerable women, who's hubbies have done one.
So if they can spin them a yarn to join the clan, and its a severe undertaking,why not be the anti Christ.
There is stacks of potential here, think of the decent fanny that they troop around with, all wasted, and just gathering cobwebs. Either that or trapped by some bible thumping dribbling "in the faith" twat who wont put it to as good a use as a decent self respecting matelot would.
 

wet_blobby

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#2
The flaw in the plan though is they all seem to shag the kids after they've done mum.

I'm all for having a following of dumb fcuk women but this new cult should have some kind of standard, feet touch the floor when having a pee, thatch on the roof, stoke the fire etc.

Also, do we have to do the happy clappy sh1t?
 

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