I'm not...........

#1
.....gay, I'm not getting any from her indoors, my pension fund
is completely f***ed, I have taken my Credit Cards to their
absolute limit, I am a month behind on the mortgage, I have
recently lost the denture that gives me a full set of teeth, my
job is going to be macheted to bits come October 2010, its
cold, getting close to Christmas, my car has done more than
200,000 miles and is utterly quackered, the extractor fan in my
shower has just blown up and all the kids want X-boxes for Chrimbo.

AND YOU THINK THAT ARMY TROLLOP IS STRESSED OUT.
 

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