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#1
Welcome one and all, I'm Samson and I new!

I join Ralay soon, become famous sailour like dad. He is name Harry Skinters, famous harrier pilot from HMS Massive. He say one day I become famous skiper of ship HMS Crapper - he make my avtar for me!

I join RumratioN to learn navy skills, and also hate verbing of nouns like bumblebee!

I bring suitcase, hold-all and ruck sack to Ralay - just in case! Also will have long, but cut short.

I look forward to pulling on your bollards and spinning tits.
 
#3
I join RumratioN to learn navy skills, and also hate verbing of nouns like bumblebee!

Jesus H Christ, give us a break and stop taking the piss. :threaten:
 

Hawkeye

Lantern Swinger
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Samson-bar said:
Welcome one and all, I'm Samson and I new!

I join Ralay soon, become famous sailour like dad. He is name Harry Skinters, famous harrier pilot from HMS Massive. He say one day I become famous skiper of ship HMS Crapper - he make my avtar for me!

I join RumratioN to learn navy skills, and also hate verbing of nouns like bumblebee!

I bring suitcase, hold-all and ruck sack to Ralay - just in case! Also will have long, but cut short.

I look forward to pulling on your bollards and spinning tits.
Take the samson bar and shove it where the sun don't shine
 

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