Welcome one and all, I'm Samson and I new! I join Ralay soon, become famous sailour like dad. He is name Harry Skinters, famous harrier pilot from HMS Massive. He say one day I become famous skiper of ship HMS Crapper - he make my avtar for me! I join RumratioN to learn navy skills, and also hate verbing of nouns like bumblebee! I bring suitcase, hold-all and ruck sack to Ralay - just in case! Also will have long, but cut short. I look forward to pulling on your bollards and spinning tits.