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I'm Covered In Crabs Tsch Ta Tuch, Tsch Ta tuch, Tsch Ta Tuch.

EsRay

Newbie
I'm covered in crabs, and theyre driving me mad....But I cured them with my crab lotion.
My Oppos got three, I got thousands on me...But I cured them with my crab lotion.
They use my back as a railway track, their in my hair.
They use my balls as Niagara Falls, their everywhere.
So I moved the right, the right, the right, but the buggars still bite...But I cured them with...My crab lotion.
 

Perry

Lantern Swinger
One of my shipmates had trapped and as his oppo danced across the floor singing "theres thousands on me, my oppos got 3" pointing to the sailor who had trapped brought the house down! Pub full of matelots and one very unsure young lady !
 
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