I'm a walt

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  1. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Me: Morning Cunto!(9:08am)
    Sharkey: Morning walt(9:09am)
    Me: So what makes you think I'm a walt?(9:10am)
    Sharkey: I just cant see a gobshite like you being in the mob(9:11am)
    Me: Ok, you found me out.(9:12am)
    Sharkey: Plus you make too many cockups when you talk pusser(9:13am)
    Me: I must try harder. Do you think anyone else has sussed me?(9:15am)
    Sharkey: couldn't give a shit(9:15am)

    Me: You're not going to out me are you?

    Apparently it was my 'talk pusser' that gave me away.
     
  2. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    What 'pusser talk' gave me away and for how long have you all known?
     
  3. Witsend outed!

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  4. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    I won't talk about my time in the STC.
     
  5. Pfft. That one's easy.

    NO-ONE talks about their time in the STC. Those that were in it, that is.
     
  6. I think Sharkey's too much of a boring, pole slurping, cock womble to have ever served. I must message him to tell him. The shit timelord cunt.
     
  7. I don't mind constructive criticism
     
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  8. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Yeaaaah, the Waltfinder General has made an appearance.

    Right I'm off to ROMFT to compare notes with thingy on where it all went wrong.
     
  9. You're right I didn't serve, it was more a case of, attended with enthusiasm.
     
  10. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Are you a Navy walt or a sitting on the bench arguing with your self while drinking Buckie and furiously scratching your cock walt?
     
  11. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    It's a progression thing. I aspire to be as cool as stan the man and never becoming a time travelling cock like Sharkey.
     
  12. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Did they refuse to extend your service because you were shit and a waste of bunk space?
     
  13. Sheet if Wits is a walt what does that make me. We have shipped out on the same boat and got drunk in the same towns. Is there a self help group? I feel so dirty.
     
  14. Woah, woah, woah. Don't drag me into this.
     
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  15. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Pipe down you! (See my crazy use of pusser talk there Sharkey)

    You'll be spoiling Sharkey's illusion of my walting. I wonder if the old **** has had the blood test senile dementia. He seems to have forgotten he called me a walt.
     
  16. Wits i will not pipe down, you destroyed my chances in Gib and i will never forgive you. Ya drunken twonk. How you doing anyway still rats?
     
  17. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    You still going on about that?

    You need to move on!
     
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  18. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    You would only have got her up the duff and had to move to Gib.

    Think of it as I was doing you a favour.
     
  19. Fair play on both counts mate, I am as virile as a truck load of bulls faff, and she did have the face of a rivet catchers glove. But she was loads better looking than you.
     
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  20. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    You as well? Shipped out on the same boats as Wits and got drunk in the same towns walt.

    Too late. You would have got a mention in any event. The spectrum of your deviance is a broad one.
     

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