Im a virgin go easy on me

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by snooze, Nov 26, 2007.

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  1. Hi there, Im so new to all this and Im as blonde as they come so be gentle with me :thanks:

    OH in navy, while I waste away in the depths of this back of beyond place, hes buying porn in ???? crack on!!

  2. Hello and welcome to RR
  3. Snooze, are you talking in riddle? I didn't understand the last bit of your post.

    Welcome to RR. Don't post anything silly, controversial, thought provoking or funny and you will be fine- it has faired me and several other members well.
  4. Something about her other half is in the RN and out buying porn whilst she's wasting away or something like that lol
  5. Obviously.
  6. Sorry you said you didn't understand my mistake lol
  7. I did need the explanation, just don't know how the hell you worked that out.

    That is why I said obviously.
  8. So does this mean that women are comfortable with this kind of thing??
  9. Ah right I took the obviously different to how you meant lol
  10. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    An interesting first post...

    Welcome to you & hello Diamond Lils.

    Whoops just put it in the wrong forum! Diamond Lils was the intended one, sorry Current Affairs!
  11. Wasn't that written by Kippling?

    P.S I smell a WAH!!
  12. Welcome Snooze , sure you will get used to us , good site so enjoy it . have a look at Rear Party .
  13. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    He always makes exceedingly good quotations.
  14. Sorted
  15. I only wanted to say hi to you all lol, I was trying to type something short and sweet while the baby slept but there I go again, thinking! I meant that while my other half is sailing his little heart out and sampling the beer and DVDs of other countries, Im stuck in a very remote little place, so remote that anywhere decent is about 70 miles away so boredom sets in quite quickly.
    I did warn you that I was blonde
    Nice to meet you all :thanks:
  16. But his cakes are a bit too xenophobic for my taste.
  17. Pics to prove it ! Otherwise you're just an old fat naked bloke in front of your computer for all we know. :threaten:
  18. Just like me
  19. If you are who you say you are snooze don't take sara's advice to heart and steer clear of REAR PARTY too (unless you want the brain death to become irreversible). If your other half is buying porn he is to be commended. Most of the sad old gits on here constantly brag about the number of whores they have sh**ged in ports around the world, then they go on to brag about 'Jack mixing up the gene pool' i.e. fathering children left right and centre ...

    I'm sure your OH is much more sensible than this lot who are mostly a load of whinging Daily Mail reading has beens (not sure if the is an apostrophe in beens) ... you will be like a breath of fresh air darling ... IF you are who you say you are and not just another sad old git multiple personality ...

    Phew - sock it to em babe and sign up for Jenny's Mess (PM Brazenhussy about that)


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