Im a celebrity, send me to my death!

#1
Whilst watching englands abject failure last night, my mate said 'wouldnt it be nice to stick mclaren in a plane and shoot him down over the atlantic never to see him again'. With that in mind which celebrity would you like to put in our special airplane to be blown up mid flight over the north Atlantic?

Mine for a start is Kerry Katona, cocaine addled sh1t food selling fat cow.
There is pletny of seats its a 747 so nominate your celebrity now!
 
#6
Paddy,

Can you please book my cattle class seats, near the shitters for the following.

Jeremy Kyle = Smug, self satisfied, holier than though, chav baiting gobshite of epic proportions.

Wayne Rooney's missus, Colleen whatsername = Famous for nothing gold digging not even that fit SLAG! I bet if Wayne was a brickie she wouldn't have stayed with him post geriatric whoring episode. In fact give Rooney a seat too.

Amy Winehouse and Pete Docherty = Druggie scum waste of victuals [email protected], tortured genii my arse, whinging whining smacked up sh1tbags.

There's plenty more but I wouldn't want to spoil anyone elses fun.
 
#7
Ant & Dec , and I'm a Geordie for christ sake .
Pete Doherty , moron , how's he get away with it , beyond me .
Kate Moss , trollop ,
Noel bloody Edmonds ,
The Committee from St Budeaux Workies , spineless arseholes living in the past .
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#9
Chicogiz said:
What does everyone think of the member Kgladams on here?
He's not a celebrity so i couldnt give a toss now piss off and stop trying to hijack my thread!

Paris Hilton is going to have to go on there too, and Heather Mills i'm afraid.
 
#10
Fightinpaddy said:
Chicogiz said:
What does everyone think of the member Kgladams on here?
He's not a celebrity so i couldnt give a toss now piss off and stop trying to hijack my thread!

Paris Hilton is going to have to go on there too, and Heather Mills i'm afraid.
You piss off i only asked you stupid fool.
 
#13
Fightinpaddy said:
Paris Hilton is going to have to go on there too, and Heather Mills i'm afraid.
Ah yes! But can we send them on in some sort of skimpy air hostess guise? Coz lets face it you still would.

Tim lovejoy = Glory hunting self satisfied ignorant balding mockney faux football "Crazy" tit.

And Chico, go away.
 
#14
Am I allowed to nominate the entire government front bench. I know they're not really celebs, just a bunch of two faced, smug, self-serving, lying twats. Nevertheless, I'd be really grateful if you could squeeze them in.
 
#15
Montigny_La_Palisse said:
Fightinpaddy said:
Paris Hilton is going to have to go on there too, and Heather Mills i'm afraid.
Ah yes! But can we send them on in some sort of skimpy air hostess guise? Coz lets face it you still would.

Tim lovejoy = Glory hunting self satisfied ignorant balding mockney faux football "Crazy" tit.

And Chico, go away.
Dont tell me to go away i asked a question if thats a problem say dont be rude. If you carry on it just says how sad people can get.
 
#16
Chicogiz said:
Montigny_La_Palisse said:
Fightinpaddy said:
Paris Hilton is going to have to go on there too, and Heather Mills i'm afraid.
Ah yes! But can we send them on in some sort of skimpy air hostess guise? Coz lets face it you still would.

Tim lovejoy = Glory hunting self satisfied ignorant balding mockney faux football "Crazy" tit.

And Chico, go away.
Dont tell me to go away i asked a question if thats a problem say dont be rude. If you carry on it just says how sad people can get.
Chico FFS if you want to ask other members opinions about something or someone, then start a thread for it - Paddys got the hump because your hijacking his thread!!

Back to the question:

Paris Hilton - talentless cum-bucket
Pete Doherty - talentless junkie
Richard and Judy - because I find them as enjoyable as a fart in a spacesuit

.............................Oh and Mick Hucknal because I despise him!!
 
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