If ...

#1
... you could be somewhere else doing something different where and what would that be? ... right now!


I'd be taking off from the deck of an aircraft carrier somewhere in the Pacific in a ... (no idea what but something that is sexy and takes off from aircraft carriers - doubtless experts will inform me :) )

GRx
 

Ueshiba

Lantern Swinger
#3
On a junk boat in the South China Sea, ripping into cold beers and fresh seafood with all my old oppos. We'd get blooted, and spin dits as the sun sets. Then strip off, boxers on the head for Egyptian Night and more ale! :safe:
 
#4
Ueshiba said:
On a junk boat in the South China Sea, ripping into cold beers and fresh seafood with all my old oppos. We'd get blooted, and spin dits as the sun sets. Then strip off, boxers on the head for Egyptian Night and more ale! :safe:
Appealing- bar the sea food............ (oh and dont wear boxers!!) :thumright:
 

Ueshiba

Lantern Swinger
#5
Jinx said:
Ueshiba said:
On a junk boat in the South China Sea, ripping into cold beers and fresh seafood with all my old oppos. We'd get blooted, and spin dits as the sun sets. Then strip off, boxers on the head for Egyptian Night and more ale! :safe:
Appealing- bar the sea food............ (oh and dont wear boxers!!) :thumright:
But you need the boxers to acheive that Pharaoh look. Otherwise you just look Kendo Nagasaki, or some othe 70s wrestler, with a pair of tanga briefs on your swede. :w00t:
 
#6
So many things I'd rather be doing right now than waiting to start work again. Being a lady of leisure is over rated.

Yes, anything that involves sun, sand, clear blue warm water and being served cocktails by some gorgeous waiter who will then rub in my sun screen for me............ :relax:
 

Fizz

Lantern Swinger
#8
My needs are simple...I just want to be at home (about 300 metres away from where I am now), in my garden, chilling out and drinking pear cider. And if I was gonna be really wishful I'd have someone there with me.
 

Ueshiba

Lantern Swinger
#9
Rache said:
My needs are simple...I just want to be at home (about 300 metres away from where I am now), in my garden, chilling out and drinking pear cider. And if I was gonna be really wishful I'd have someone there with me.
Some hunk no doubt, like George Clooney, Brad Pitt or Dale Winton.
 

Capn_Pugwash

Lantern Swinger
#10
Or me.

Me please, I'll volunteer.

Please.

Me, please miss, please.


(More Danny De Vito than George Clooney, unfortunately, but I can lick my own eyebrows.)
 

Fizz

Lantern Swinger
#11
Now there's an offer a girl can't refuse!!

Disclaimer: Male must have fancy hat. Terms and conditions apply. Offer valid until 08-05-08.
 

Capn_Pugwash

Lantern Swinger
#13
Hats!

Did someone say hats?

Im your man.

More hats than Boy George (and mine arent all the same).

Choose from:

Cowboy
Panama
Glengarry
Fez
Baseball
Benny
Fedora

And Ive got a helmet!


(white one, matches my motorbike......)
 
#20
Ueshiba said:
Jinx said:
Ueshiba said:
On a junk boat in the South China Sea, ripping into cold beers and fresh seafood with all my old oppos. We'd get blooted, and spin dits as the sun sets. Then strip off, boxers on the head for Egyptian Night and more ale! :safe:
Appealing- bar the sea food............ (oh and dont wear boxers!!) :thumright:
But you need the boxers to acheive that Pharaoh look. Otherwise you just look Kendo Nagasaki, or some othe 70s wrestler, with a pair of tanga briefs on your swede. :w00t:
:thumright: :thumright:
 

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