So there I was, mooching around port in the queue of trucks waiting to off load my trees. Its 6 am, I'm ever so slightly hung over, cold, wet and still covered in mud from getting loaded. I've already done a couple of hours work and am staring down the barrel of 12 more. The days work is shifting because of snow and ice issues up with the bush gangs where we go and get logs to haul. There's a new bloke on the radio in the despatch department, he's only been with the company 5 minutes but has connections so has a plum office job, he's not overly liked. Because of weather conditions trucks are getting diverted from their planned jobs and sent to bush gangs that are still accessible, fair enough really but, still getting fcuked about by despatch. A driver from another log haul company who I've known for a while and is nicknamed Turtle because he's so bloody slow pulls up next to me in the queue, the conversation goes a bit like this....... Turtle. " Hello Blobbs, how's it going?" Blobbs. " Great, you doing alright?" Turtle. " Fine thanks, hey, what do you think of your new dispatcher?" Blobbs. " He's an irritating cnut, why?" Turtle. "he's my son in law" Blobbs..... 8O Turtle..." well yes...um...err....well..." Blobbs... What the fcuk do you say? "Ha ha only joking" when everyone knows your not or " Ah well, sorry mate you asked" Fcuk it was awkward but, hey, they'll get over it. So come on cough up, it aint just me that fcuks up, what have you lot done?