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If you don't laugh at this.....

sweeney said:
Me and shakey could come round for a biffa night. We can play uckers, but you will just have to watch and maybe dribble a bit. Mess rule, deacons cannot touch the pieces.

But can i chew the pieces?
 

nutty_bag

War Hero
snapdragon said:
nutty_bag said:
Shakey said:
Have that woman stripped, bathed and brought to my cabin. She needs to be instructed in the Way Of The Deacon.

What dribbled on and having to change your incontinent pad after a large dump?? :lol: Top tip. Never sit down in a house where the owner is double incontinent as the squishing feeling tends to ruin your day!! :cry: Mind you the idea of stripping and bathing the snapmeister is a cunning plan!! if i act more of a joey than usual do you think she may fall for it!! :lol: I'm nibbling my wrists and licking my double glazing as we speak :lol:

Why don't you just strap an inco pad to your bum?

I'm not bathing in your bloody saliva!! Are all matelots this tapped? :roll:

Er excuse me snappers my minge jitsu friend my lid was green with blue and red shoulder flashes thank you very much!! :wink: We (Bootnecks) do however have a VERY tapped sense of humour :lol: I thought the dribbling comment was shakeys way of mimicking our joey friend!! :lol:
 

nutty_bag

War Hero
sweeney said:
The deacon is dead! It was pretty sad, almost as funny as when rags the spazz pony clip clopped off to spazz pony heaven.

There was a Chiefy I know who used to managed to pull deacon birds whenever we went anywhere. Mind you, I am not sure I want to introduce Mr. Rudely Pipe into a deacons chops and I certainly wouldn't want to change at Baker Street with one (out of the pink, and into the brown as it were), as they are quite strong and she could have an episcopy on me.

Although if you were with a woman who was not a joey, but pretending to be a deacon, that would be okay. Snapper, have you got a spazz chariot kicking round anywhere? Me and shakey could come round for a biffa night. We can play uckers, but you will just have to watch and maybe dribble a bit. Mess rule, deacons cannot touch the pieces.

:lol: :lol: :lol: Pissing pants with laughter as i write this. rather like joey would have done!! :lol:
 

nutty_bag

War Hero
snapdragon said:
nutty_bag said:
snapdragon said:
I'm young but not ignorant! :roll: Naw, i know who he is, Blue Peter's token to educate the sprogs of yesteryear. But really he just caused great schoolyard comedy. No respect, kids.

Don't tell me, "you don't even look fourteen", because that makes 30 year old boyfriend seem like a paedo'. Ugh. It's so humiliating when people do that.

I wouldn't worry my mini-meister friend, i was 34 last monday and i'm with a 25 year old. :wink: I met her when she had just turned 18 so she was both young and bloody stupid!! :lol: As for age, when women get older they tend to lie about their age anyway so as you look younger than you are this will work in your favour!! P.S "You got your driving license on you before you buy that alcohol" :lol:

JOOOOOEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Nrrrrgh!

I hate it when spotty teenagers ask me for ID. Fuck. Off.

But i bet your 25 year old bit of stuff looked her age at least! I was with my othr half when i was 18. And if i look 14 now, imagine how i looked then!

Did your bloke used to walk around with his own pair of handcuffs just to make life easier for the police!! "Yes officer the said yound individual id a minor, i have said handcuffs with me to make your life easier when taking me in" :lol: My missus does get I.D'd quite regularly so your not alone!! :lol:
 
nutty_bag said:
snapdragon said:
nutty_bag said:
Shakey said:
Have that woman stripped, bathed and brought to my cabin. She needs to be instructed in the Way Of The Deacon.

What dribbled on and having to change your incontinent pad after a large dump?? :lol: Top tip. Never sit down in a house where the owner is double incontinent as the squishing feeling tends to ruin your day!! :cry: Mind you the idea of stripping and bathing the snapmeister is a cunning plan!! if i act more of a joey than usual do you think she may fall for it!! :lol: I'm nibbling my wrists and licking my double glazing as we speak :lol:

Why don't you just strap an inco pad to your bum?

I'm not bathing in your bloody saliva!! Are all matelots this tapped? :roll:

Er excuse me snappers my minge jitsu friend my lid was green with blue and red shoulder flashes thank you very much!! :wink: We (Bootnecks) do however have a VERY tapped sense of humour :lol: I thought the dribbling comment was shakeys way of mimicking our joey friend!! :lol:

Sorry Bootie_Bag!

You know what i hate since working in hospitals? Weetabix. All dribbled down chins.
 

sweeney

Lantern Swinger
snapdragon said:
no chewing on anything that heads towards the chop area! mess rule.

But can i shove them up my nose?[/quote]

Not really. You are pretending to be a deacon. All you can really do is dribble and bang your wrists together. We'll shove stuff up there. You can trust us.
 

nutty_bag

War Hero
snapdragon said:
nutty_bag said:
snapdragon said:
nutty_bag said:
Shakey said:
Have that woman stripped, bathed and brought to my cabin. She needs to be instructed in the Way Of The Deacon.

What dribbled on and having to change your incontinent pad after a large dump?? :lol: Top tip. Never sit down in a house where the owner is double incontinent as the squishing feeling tends to ruin your day!! :cry: Mind you the idea of stripping and bathing the snapmeister is a cunning plan!! if i act more of a joey than usual do you think she may fall for it!! :lol: I'm nibbling my wrists and licking my double glazing as we speak :lol:

Why don't you just strap an inco pad to your bum?

I'm not bathing in your bloody saliva!! Are all matelots this tapped? :roll:

Er excuse me snappers my minge jitsu friend my lid was green with blue and red shoulder flashes thank you very much!! :wink: We (Bootnecks) do however have a VERY tapped sense of humour :lol: I thought the dribbling comment was shakeys way of mimicking our joey friend!! :lol:

Sorry Bootie_Bag!

You know what i hate since working in hospitals? Weetabix. All dribbled down chins.

No problem my snappy friend!! Yes snotabix all round the old chevy chase is a bit on the minging side!! It's when you go to these old dears christmas
dinners and they have had a vaso vagal and ended up with their heads in the gravy and more of the gravy coloured stuff in their kecks. Nice!! :lol:
 

Shakey

War Hero
sweeney said:
Me and shakey could come round for a biffa night. We can play uckers, but you will just have to watch and maybe dribble a bit. Mess rule, deacons cannot touch the pieces.

How will she be able to watch if the board is on her back? :lol:
 
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