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If you don't laugh at this.....

sweeney

Lantern Swinger
you would need some kind of hoist if you wanted to shag joey deacon up the arse wouldn't you?

I think Janet Ellis used to suck him off when he was sat in his little chair. Thats why he was always smiling so much.
 

Shakey

War Hero
Animals? Joey Deacon? Janet Ellis?

"Quick! Hold him down with some double sided sticky tape!"

"Woof! Woof!"

"Nurrgghh! Nuuurrgh!!"

"Remember to get a grown up to help you with the scissors!"

This thread is going to a very dark place.....
(He says whilst typing with one hand.)
 

nutty_bag

War Hero
Shakey said:
Animals? Joey Deacon? Janet Ellis?

"Quick! Hold him down with some double sided sticky tape!"

"Woof! Woof!"

"Nurrgghh! Nuuurrgh!!"

"Remember to get a grown up to help you with the scissors!"

This thread is going to a very dark place.....
(He says whilst typing with one hand.)

What do you mean going!!! what pray tell are you doing with your other hand?? snappers your supposed to be sick, that means ill not sick as in animals, double sided tape and a bumper tub of premium vaseline. If however your into talcum powder, thigh length boots and a red gimp suit then photos should be sent to HMP blakenhurst, cell B....... :lol:
 
nutty_bag said:
Shakey said:
Animals? Joey Deacon? Janet Ellis?

"Quick! Hold him down with some double sided sticky tape!"

"Woof! Woof!"

"Nurrgghh! Nuuurrgh!!"

"Remember to get a grown up to help you with the scissors!"

This thread is going to a very dark place.....
(He says whilst typing with one hand.)

snappers your supposed to be sick, that means ill not sick as in animals, double sided tape and a bumper tub of premium vaseline. If however your into talcum powder, thigh length boots and a red gimp suit then photos should be sent to HMP blakenhurst, cell B....... :lol:

Not me!! I want nothing to do with Shakey's depraved Deaconised ideas!
 

nutty_bag

War Hero
snapdragon said:
Oh please!! Isn't Joey dead anyway? Don't you feel, like, guilty?

Yes he is. I seem to remember it being announced on Blue Peter that joey had breathed his last breath of budgie shite!! :lol: Anyway how do you remember that snappers? You look too young (Doesn't put age in as come unstuck over that before) :wink:
 

Shakey

War Hero
Have that woman stripped, bathed and brought to my cabin. She needs to be instructed in the Way Of The Deacon.
 

nutty_bag

War Hero
snapdragon said:
nutty_bag said:
Shakey said:
Animals? Joey Deacon? Janet Ellis?

"Quick! Hold him down with some double sided sticky tape!"

"Woof! Woof!"

"Nurrgghh! Nuuurrgh!!"

"Remember to get a grown up to help you with the scissors!"

This thread is going to a very dark place.....
(He says whilst typing with one hand.)

snappers your supposed to be sick, that means ill not sick as in animals, double sided tape and a bumper tub of premium vaseline. If however your into talcum powder, thigh length boots and a red gimp suit then photos should be sent to HMP blakenhurst, cell B....... :lol:

Not me!! I want nothing to do with Shakey's depraved Deaconised ideas!

That's not what i've heard from your other threads involving taking it up the gary glitter, enemas etc!! You hiding something i should know about?
 
I'm young but not ignorant! :roll: Naw, i know who he is, Blue Peter's token to educate the sprogs of yesteryear. But really he just caused great schoolyard comedy. No respect, kids.

Don't tell me, "you don't even look fourteen", because that makes 30 year old boyfriend seem like a paedo'. Ugh. It's so humiliating when people do that.
 

nutty_bag

War Hero
Shakey said:
Have that woman stripped, bathed and brought to my cabin. She needs to be instructed in the Way Of The Deacon.

What dribbled on and having to change your incontinent pad after a large dump?? :lol: Top tip. Never sit down in a house where the owner is double incontinent as the squishing feeling tends to ruin your day!! :cry: Mind you the idea of stripping and bathing the snapmeister is a cunning plan!! if i act more of a joey than usual do you think she may fall for it!! :lol: I'm nibbling my wrists and licking my double glazing as we speak :lol:
 
nutty_bag said:
snapdragon said:
Not me!! I want nothing to do with Shakey's depraved Deaconised ideas!

That's not what i've heard from your other threads involving taking it up the gary glitter, enemas etc!! You hiding something i should know about?

I'm innocent in all your rude matelot ways! Just because a lady doesn't like an anchor dropped in poo bay makes her a perve? Hmm??

:D
 

nutty_bag

War Hero
snapdragon said:
I'm young but not ignorant! :roll: Naw, i know who he is, Blue Peter's token to educate the sprogs of yesteryear. But really he just caused great schoolyard comedy. No respect, kids.

Don't tell me, "you don't even look fourteen", because that makes 30 year old boyfriend seem like a paedo'. Ugh. It's so humiliating when people do that.

I wouldn't worry my mini-meister friend, i was 34 last monday and i'm with a 25 year old. :wink: I met her when she had just turned 18 so she was both young and bloody stupid!! :lol: As for age, when women get older they tend to lie about their age anyway so as you look younger than you are this will work in your favour!! P.S "You got your driving license on you before you buy that alcohol" :lol:

JOOOOOEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
 
nutty_bag said:
Shakey said:
Have that woman stripped, bathed and brought to my cabin. She needs to be instructed in the Way Of The Deacon.

What dribbled on and having to change your incontinent pad after a large dump?? :lol: Top tip. Never sit down in a house where the owner is double incontinent as the squishing feeling tends to ruin your day!! :cry: Mind you the idea of stripping and bathing the snapmeister is a cunning plan!! if i act more of a joey than usual do you think she may fall for it!! :lol: I'm nibbling my wrists and licking my double glazing as we speak :lol:

Why don't you just strap an inco pad to your bum?

I'm not bathing in your bloody saliva!! Are all matelots this tapped? :roll:
 
snapdragon said:
nutty_bag said:
Shakey said:
Have that woman stripped, bathed and brought to my cabin. She needs to be instructed in the Way Of The Deacon.

What dribbled on and having to change your incontinent pad after a large dump?? :lol: Top tip. Never sit down in a house where the owner is double incontinent as the squishing feeling tends to ruin your day!! :cry: Mind you the idea of stripping and bathing the snapmeister is a cunning plan!! if i act more of a joey than usual do you think she may fall for it!! :lol: I'm nibbling my wrists and licking my double glazing as we speak :lol:

Why don't you just strap an inco pad to your bum?

I'm not bathing in your bloody saliva!! Are all matelots this tapped? :roll:

Oh. Yes :!: :twisted: Bootnecks as well :wink:
 

sweeney

Lantern Swinger
The deacon is dead! It was pretty sad, almost as funny as when rags the spazz pony clip clopped off to spazz pony heaven.

There was a Chiefy I know who used to managed to pull deacon birds whenever we went anywhere. Mind you, I am not sure I want to introduce Mr. Rudely Pipe into a deacons chops and I certainly wouldn't want to change at Baker Street with one (out of the pink, and into the brown as it were), as they are quite strong and she could have an episcopy on me.

Although if you were with a woman who was not a joey, but pretending to be a deacon, that would be okay. Snapper, have you got a spazz chariot kicking round anywhere? Me and shakey could come round for a biffa night. We can play uckers, but you will just have to watch and maybe dribble a bit. Mess rule, deacons cannot touch the pieces.
 
nutty_bag said:
snapdragon said:
I'm young but not ignorant! :roll: Naw, i know who he is, Blue Peter's token to educate the sprogs of yesteryear. But really he just caused great schoolyard comedy. No respect, kids.

Don't tell me, "you don't even look fourteen", because that makes 30 year old boyfriend seem like a paedo'. Ugh. It's so humiliating when people do that.

I wouldn't worry my mini-meister friend, i was 34 last monday and i'm with a 25 year old. :wink: I met her when she had just turned 18 so she was both young and bloody stupid!! :lol: As for age, when women get older they tend to lie about their age anyway so as you look younger than you are this will work in your favour!! P.S "You got your driving license on you before you buy that alcohol" :lol:

JOOOOOEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Nrrrrgh!

I hate it when spotty teenagers ask me for ID. Fuck. Off.

But i bet your 25 year old bit of stuff looked her age at least! I was with my othr half when i was 18. And if i look 14 now, imagine how i looked then!
 
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