If you could have just one SUPERPOWER....

#3
I fancy the ability to have two brains in the same head. One Man Brain and one Woman Brain - and the superpower to be able to switch between one and the other so that I could argue with women in exactly the same manner as they argue with us.
When (upon argument finex), they have completely lost the plot, I'd switch back to my Man Brain and sod off to the pub.
 
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#6
I fancy the ability to have two brains in the same head. One Man Brain and one Woman Brain - and the superpower to be able to switch between one and the other so that I could argue with women in exactly the same manner as they argue with us.
When (upon argument finex), they have completely lost the plot, I'd switch back to my Man Brain and sod off to the pub.
Didn't they make a film of that ... "The Man with Two Brains" (Steve Martin????) :D ... Wolf Pack Leader one up at the moment then???? :)

The only ability I'd like at the moment is to be able to retire and go laze in the sun! At least I wouldn't have to put my pants outside my trousers!
 
#8
Teleportation.
It would save all that hassle of catching the bus when I want to have a few pints in a pub beyond the walking distance of my local.
Might be a bit dodgy on the return journey though - could end up on the moon :D
 
#12
the power to tell Billy not to put imitation poo in his back pocket when driving, is that forward thinking hind sight? that would have saved me loads of hassle over the years?
 

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