If you can't take a joke, you shouldn't have joined.

Sumo

War Hero
Sorry sumo, didn't mean to offend fat bastards.
As far as I know my parents were married when I was born, I suppose you were a page boy in your parents wedding phots?:nike::w00t:

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" ‘The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely stating an alternative point of view to the orthodoxy, can be interpreted as insult"

Non of that on this site gov

 
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K640

War Hero
After a 16-year-old from Newcastle growled and said 'woof' to a labrador within earshot of the police, he was hauled in front of magistrates and fined £200
I know it's the Mail but God I hope that's true!
 

Flagdeck

War Hero
I must consult my Montythesaurus.............ah yes....'You slavering gusset frother'.... oh, what else....'slight fuckwittery and utter dunghamper'... you don't get insults like that everyday !
 

Rumrat

War Hero
Tell you what, if these new insult laws are true, I'm gunna have a fuckin record like the M1.
Not only am I doomed, I'm totally fucked as well I will need to pay to have niceness lessons.:sad5:
 

Sumo

War Hero
Tell you what, if these new insult laws are true, I'm gunna have a fuckin record like the M1.
Not only am I doomed, I'm totally fucked as well I will need to pay to have niceness lessons.:sad5:
Best you find a course with no exams as you will fail and have to tell the instructor to Fox trot Oscar and get arrestd again.
I thought you already had a long record or are you just intending to add a shit load more?;-P;-P:brave:
 

Rumrat

War Hero
Best you find a course with no exams as you will fail and have to tell the instructor to Fox trot Oscar and get arrestd again.
I thought you already had a long record or are you just intending to add a shit load more?;-P;-P:brave:
Theres not enough shit in the world, thats why god invented Rum Ration.
 
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