If you are hoping to wear the Green Beret

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  1. If you are hoping to join the Royal Marines, live in London and need training then we can help. We are ex Royal Marines Commando's and qualified personal trainers, nutritional advisors and sports massage therapists. We take sessions around the parks in London but mainly in blackheath in the SE. Check out our website commandotraining.co.uk, email us and we will call back for a chat. Who better to train you than those who have been there.
  2. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    SPAM! 8O
  3. Site is RR not a free advert site. I'm pretty sure that the site owners would welcome the opportunity for you to advertise on the site AT THE GOING RATES
  4. For those hoping to get in the RN or RM
    We are a bunch of ex matelots who will train you in all the necessary skills needed to be a successful member of the team. All experts are either serving or ex members we carry out training in bars and clubs both at home and overseas.
    Staff include :

    Well versed in naval law and how to keep yourself out of the shit.

    Hig the Pig
    Sexual advisor with special interests in French tarts

    Advisor on the best methods of returning on board pissed without getting caught

    Overseas representative skilled in oriental arts.

    We are looking to recruit other RR members.
    Please add your relevant skills to this fascinating free advertising post
  5. If you are hoping to join the ranks of post-puberty women, live in Hampshire and need training then I can help. I am Royal Navy and a qualified Doctor of Lurv, nutritional advisor (mainly salted pork sausage) and breast massage therapist. I take sessions around the parks (behind the bushes) in Hampshire but mainly in Gosport in the South. Check out my website sixteenplustraining.co.uk, email me and I will call back for a chat. Who better to train you than those who have been there.
  6. May I add my name to your list of instructors. Qualifications:

    Piss artist supreme. Experience gathered in many European bars/dives/dodgy establishments (Hamburg!)

    Instructor in how to get sh1t faced and still turn up for duty next day as if nothing had happened. :thumright:
  7. Welcome Crabman
    We can also now add sideways walking tuition to the curriculum
  8. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    I'm amazed its taking Steve so long to volunteer his services :w00t:
  9. I would also like to join the team but I'm afraid my qualifications are minimal. I could offer more pastoral services.
  10. You mean 'relaxation' in the fields?
  11. You forgot to add 'car park gymnastics' at Portsdown Hill whilst taking your dog for a walk. :)
  12. I would like to recommend Nutty, who for a small fee, runs two courses in Spain.

    1) A religious Short Arms Course called Bashing the Bishop, and

    2) A short course for Butchers on how to Beat Your Meat.

    These are very popular with tourists and he often performs them in the Village Square.

    Morsehorse who also lives out there was heard to comment "Never seen **** all like it".

    I believe, though I cannot be certain, that AAC has passed both of these courses and is now looking forward to taking other people in hand.
  13. That's just a hobby - I don't charge for it :p
  14. I understand that AAC specialist subject is stokers with beards.
    I don't know what his fees are but any said stokers can be sure that they will not be ill treated and feel well loved at the end of the course.
  15. AAC does it for love, not money.

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