If you are going to ride a Jetski all you need is your Green Berret

#3
Pah, in my day all he would be wearing would be a Green Lid.
Tsk standards, bet he only wears dresses at the weekend too!

That's a Gucci bit of kit, does it have a big gat that pops up like a 007 Q Lab Jet Ski would have?
 

wet_blobby

War Hero
Moderator
#7
WTF is a BERRET?

It's a bloody BERRY.

Jeez, sometimes you've just got to shake your head and wonder at the knowledge of today's soldiers.
 

Guns

War Hero
Moderator
#8
BR 3 Para 3821 sub para

d. Beret. The beret shall be worn evenly on the head, with the sweatband 2.5 cm
above the eyebrows, the badge centred over the left eye, and the crown pulled
downward to the right. The break of the sweatband shall be worn centred at the back
of the head, with no drawstrings visible. All Naval Service personnel entitled to wear
a green beret may do so in lieu of a blue one where appropriate.

Ok so I had one to many t's in there.
 
#10
If you are going to scare people, then look scary. The Benidorm anti-German-pre-booking-of sunbeds
Jetski Patrol ensure that every holidaymaker has a fair chance of getting a place on the beach. Pre-
booking of sunbeds is frowned upon and is usually met with an armed response:-

 

wet_blobby

War Hero
Moderator
#11
BR 3 Para 3821 sub para

d. Beret. The beret shall be worn evenly on the head, with the sweatband 2.5 cm
above the eyebrows, the badge centred over the left eye, and the crown pulled
downward to the right. The break of the sweatband shall be worn centred at the back
of the head, with no drawstrings visible. All Naval Service personnel entitled to wear
a green beret may do so in lieu of a blue one where appropriate.

Ok so I had one to many t's in there.
Does that count as a bite? :)
 
#12
Does that count as a bite? :)
In my books ;-)

Though bi-lingual and knowing full well what a "gat" is to the larger side of the armed forces, my post was more about my suprize that a fellow former was using it in a post. next I'll be getting told that the jetski rider keeps the " bullits for it in a kangeroo's joey carrier"?
 
Thread starter Similar threads Forum Replies Date
J The Quarterdeck 6
andym Diamond Lil's 6
higthepig Diamond Lil's 44

Similar threads

Latest Threads

New Posts

Top