If this aint Jack, there is no such breed.

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by NotmeChief, Jun 19, 2008.

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  1. Poor poor man.....

    Usually when that happens people can deny all knowledge of the incident.. but with the photo - no chance!! haha
  2. Janner

    You barstard, your my wing man, how come you let some matelot shag my arriss. Thats your ToT gone.

  3. chieftiff

    chieftiff War Hero Moderator

    Isn't that?.................................................. no it couldn't be!
  4. I can't see it. Where it gone. :drool:
  5. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    It certainly looks like your arse Nutty!
  6. Not a new urban bike rack is it?
  7. [THINKS] I don't remember eating that!!!
  8. Good shot that man!

    Not a bag of flour in sight!! :thumright:
  9. Only one question that should be the final proof, does he still have his socks on?
  10. The big girls need some loving to :thumright:
  11. If Nelson taught us anything, it was that. ;)
  12. Was Lady Hamilton a fat bird then?
  13. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    She was so ugly, even a 60-pounder wouldn't take her out (joke amended for 1805 reference!) :wink:
  14. Not according to this contemporary painting of her performing for Nelson and the matelots of HMS Victory, to great acclaim I hear. Unfortunately she wasn't used to ships and her tray tilted upwards and deposited the tankards of warm beer and salt beef sarnies all over the sailors!

  15. [quote="rod-gearing]
    Was Lady Hamilton a fat bird then?[/quote]
    Although a celebrated beauty in her younger days, she was also a great fan of the grog and the scran, and grew quite corpulent. I read an account once that when she was very pregnant with Nelson's daughter, no one noticed. 'Nuff said.
  16. What a scary picture!

    I assume she farted to give him an aiming cue. Yeh, must have; can't see any baking powder.
  17. Reminds me of Black Daff.
  18. I've just managed to see the piccy. Obviously my work PC filters out tasteful photos for me. ;)

    I'm pleased to see the man face down isn't me - he's too slim. It could be Nutty though, but looks more like Norman. :lol:
  19. Obviously a tragic road accident
    Where are the medics when you need them

    Jack McH

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