If swimming is so good for you, why are whales so fat ?

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  1. Also why is it always in the last place that you look ? Please enlighten me !!!!
  2. because when you find it you stop looking!!!!!
  3. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? and if a cow laughed like fcuk, would milk come out it's nose? :lol:
  4. Why do terrorists always use inferior video equipment :?:
  5. Why dose your dear old Grannie dye her hair blue or purple....
  6. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Why to kamikazae pilots wear crash helmets?

    If drunk people are refused service in pubs, why aren't fat people refused service in chip shops?
  7. Why is your index finger the exact diameter of your nostril??
  8. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    How come Wrens can wear moustaches?!
  9. Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore if you can just pick them up anyway??
  10. PMSL ....you guys make an old guy like me fall off my chair laughing :D thanks fellas :lol:
  11. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Alanbach: Cool phot - you must have been on HMS Massive, judging by the view from your Bridge Roof!! :D
  12. How old do you have to be to die of old age?
  13. Alanbach you didn't hurt your hip did you??? xx
    If you rearrange 'teacher' you get 'cheater'??????
  14. Why did Peter Piper peck a pock of puckled pickers
  15. If you re-arrange 'mother in law' you get 'woman hitler!'
  16. Photo taken at Hitler's nest Berchtesgaden in 2003. Well worth a visit http://www.kehlsteinhaus.com/english/index.asp
  17. If you re-arrange Santa you get Satan and if you spell God backwards you get Dog......

    I know a few welsh folks but wouldnt say they were fat, fat heads maybe :wink:
  18. Because they couldn't afford to lose their best customers :)

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