If swimming is so good for you, why are whales so fat ?

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    POSMCEW New member

    Also why is it always in the last place that you look ? Please enlighten me !!!!
  2. subset

    subset New member

    because when you find it you stop looking!!!!!
  3. moondog

    moondog New member

    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? and if a cow laughed like fcuk, would milk come out it's nose? :lol:
  4. stirling2

    stirling2 Banned

    Why do terrorists always use inferior video equipment :?:
  5. josiecats

    josiecats New member

    Why dose your dear old Grannie dye her hair blue or purple....
  6. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Why to kamikazae pilots wear crash helmets?

    If drunk people are refused service in pubs, why aren't fat people refused service in chip shops?
  7. Welshbird

    Welshbird New member

    Why is your index finger the exact diameter of your nostril??
  8. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    How come Wrens can wear moustaches?!
  9. aussiepint

    aussiepint New member

    Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore if you can just pick them up anyway??
  10. alanbach

    alanbach New member

    PMSL ....you guys make an old guy like me fall off my chair laughing :D thanks fellas :lol:
  11. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Alanbach: Cool phot - you must have been on HMS Massive, judging by the view from your Bridge Roof!! :D
  12. BigglesAEO

    BigglesAEO New member

    How old do you have to be to die of old age?
  13. aussiepint

    aussiepint New member

    Alanbach you didn't hurt your hip did you??? xx
    If you rearrange 'teacher' you get 'cheater'??????
  14. higthepig

    higthepig Supporters - GCM

    Why did Peter Piper peck a pock of puckled pickers
  15. kingoftwigs

    kingoftwigs New member

    If you re-arrange 'mother in law' you get 'woman hitler!'
  16. alanbach

    alanbach New member

    Photo taken at Hitler's nest Berchtesgaden in 2003. Well worth a visit http://www.kehlsteinhaus.com/english/index.asp
  17. ukdaytona

    ukdaytona New member

    If you re-arrange Santa you get Satan and if you spell God backwards you get Dog......

    I know a few welsh folks but wouldnt say they were fat, fat heads maybe :wink:
  18. BusterQuin

    BusterQuin War Hero

    Because they couldn't afford to lose their best customers :)

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