If he Pushes the Button

Discussion in 'The Gash Barge' started by Rumrat, Apr 11, 2013.

Welcome to the Navy Net aka Rum Ration

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial RN website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. I'm OK here, who would waste a bomb on Tamworth.
    Even the Seagulls fly upside down, there's nothing worth shitting on.
    If he does nuke me, keep sharky and Wrecker away from my flip flops.
    I bequeath a drink to our "Dear Leader" sea dog, but not a large tot as he's a brass hat and not used to it.
    He'd breath it in a Politico's ear anyways and get back classed for the top job.
    Wits is the fucker I want to read my epitaph, his silver tongued rhetoric could even make God have a second look before slamming the gate.
    Monty ..Devils advocate in case of a split decision for entry into paradise, and as he might know an ayatollah or Mullah might even get me a couple of Virgins thrown in.
    Blackrat well,.. he's well placed in the cellar as its nearer where he's going. He wont see 2DD there though as he'll bribe St Peter with a goodie bag or half of Cumbria.
    The bastard will probably own half of Heaven as well.

    So got any last wishes if two gun starts shooting?
    Or ideas if you survive?
  3. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    He's been under stoppage of 'pooter for a couple of days!
    • Like Like x 1
  5. "Happy Birthday" (if you're around to celebrate that is....)

    Here's an idea for a cake mate (as seen in 1946).



    [You cut into it and Strontium 90, Uranium, Plutonium and Fast Neutrons leap out of it and burn your skin off in .00000001 of a millisecond]
  6. You could do a lot worse than to moor yourself to the bar in the Bobby Peel; and hope it's not a "live band day".

Share This Page