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#2
QUESTION BACK

WHY???

1. Use the shoe horn as a tyre lever and the vaseline as lube - change a cycle puncture
2. x2 shoe horns = home made specculum with lube
3. put on a difficut pair of shoes
4. gardening - use shoe horn to extract weeds and vaselene to kill slugs
5. motor maintenance - use shoe horn to apply vaselene to battery terminals
 
#8
rosinacarley said:
imom1406 said:
I also use the aforementioned to get me into a small leather red thong!
Now I have the most awful image in my brain! I do hope that you have a bod like Capt Sam BRN!
In my head i have a body like Cap'n Sam in reality more like Cap'n Birdseye....before they killed the old git off!!
 
#15
fishmiester said:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why does the woman at work want this list of 10???
We were making conversation and I told her how innovative you all are!
 
#18
rosinacarley said:
one of the girlies at work wonders if you could assist.

She needs a list of 10 things to do with vaseline and a shoe horn.

Can you help?
Inserting the knicker python into a small brown crevice within minimum effort...... :twisted: :twisted: !!!
 
#19
WarMonger said:
rosinacarley said:
one of the girlies at work wonders if you could assist.

She needs a list of 10 things to do with vaseline and a shoe horn.

Can you help?
Inserting the knicker python into a small brown crevice within minimum effort...... :twisted: :twisted: !!!

See "proctology kit"!
 
#20
WarMonger said:
rosinacarley said:
one of the girlies at work wonders if you could assist.

She needs a list of 10 things to do with vaseline and a shoe horn.

Can you help?
Inserting the knicker python into a small brown crevice within minimum effort...... :twisted: :twisted: !!!
There you go! Wondered how long that would take! Thats how the conversation started over lunch!
 

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