Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by rosinacarley, Sep 1, 2006.

Welcome to the Navy Net aka Rum Ration

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial RN website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. one of the girlies at work wonders if you could assist.

    She needs a list of 10 things to do with vaseline and a shoe horn.

    Can you help?


    1. Use the shoe horn as a tyre lever and the vaseline as lube - change a cycle puncture
    2. x2 shoe horns = home made specculum with lube
    3. put on a difficut pair of shoes
    4. gardening - use shoe horn to extract weeds and vaselene to kill slugs
    5. motor maintenance - use shoe horn to apply vaselene to battery terminals
  3. DIY Gynaecology kit
  4. DIY Proctology Kit
  5. Useful for getting fat birds into leather trousers

    Thats 8
  6. I also use the aforementioned to get me into a small leather red thong!
  7. Now I have the most awful image in my brain! I do hope that you have a bod like Capt Sam BRN!
  8. In my head i have a body like Cap'n Sam in reality more like Cap'n Birdseye....before they killed the old git off!!
  9. But WHY?????
  10. Why does IMOM have a body like Capn Birdseye? Likely because he is partial to the loopy juice, cr*p food and has not seen the inside of a gym for 30 years! But I could be wrong!
  11. That's cold woman!!
  12. OK then .. is it your genes?
  13. Yes they are a bit tight!!
  14. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Why does the woman at work want this list of 10???
  15. We were making conversation and I told her how innovative you all are!
  16. Number 10, Used to extract money (your own) from a Lawyers client account!
  17. Number one on the list needs to be

    "Provide a topic for discussion on RR"
  18. Inserting the knicker python into a small brown crevice within minimum effort...... :twisted: :twisted: !!!

  19. See "proctology kit"!
  20. There you go! Wondered how long that would take! Thats how the conversation started over lunch!

Share This Page