Ideas

one of the girlies at work wonders if you could assist.

She needs a list of 10 things to do with vaseline and a shoe horn.

Can you help?
 

fishmiester

Banned
QUESTION BACK

WHY???

1. Use the shoe horn as a tyre lever and the vaseline as lube - change a cycle puncture
2. x2 shoe horns = home made specculum with lube
3. put on a difficut pair of shoes
4. gardening - use shoe horn to extract weeds and vaselene to kill slugs
5. motor maintenance - use shoe horn to apply vaselene to battery terminals
 

imom1406

War Hero
rosinacarley said:
one of the girlies at work wonders if you could assist.

She needs a list of 10 things to do with vaseline and a shoe horn.

Can you help?
DIY Gynaecology kit
 

imom1406

War Hero
rosinacarley said:
imom1406 said:
I also use the aforementioned to get me into a small leather red thong!
Now I have the most awful image in my brain! I do hope that you have a bod like Capt Sam BRN!
In my head i have a body like Cap'n Sam in reality more like Cap'n Birdseye....before they killed the old git off!!
 
fishmiester said:
But WHY?????
Why does IMOM have a body like Capn Birdseye? Likely because he is partial to the loopy juice, cr*p food and has not seen the inside of a gym for 30 years! But I could be wrong!
 

imom1406

War Hero
rosinacarley said:
fishmiester said:
But WHY?????
Why does IMOM have a body like Capn Birdseye? Likely because he is partial to the loopy juice, cr*p food and has not seen the inside of a gym for 30 years! But I could be wrong!
That's cold woman!!
 

fishmiester

Banned
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why does the woman at work want this list of 10???
 
fishmiester said:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why does the woman at work want this list of 10???
We were making conversation and I told her how innovative you all are!
 

WarMonger

War Hero
rosinacarley said:
one of the girlies at work wonders if you could assist.

She needs a list of 10 things to do with vaseline and a shoe horn.

Can you help?
Inserting the knicker python into a small brown crevice within minimum effort...... :twisted: :twisted: !!!
 

imom1406

War Hero
WarMonger said:
rosinacarley said:
one of the girlies at work wonders if you could assist.

She needs a list of 10 things to do with vaseline and a shoe horn.

Can you help?
Inserting the knicker python into a small brown crevice within minimum effort...... :twisted: :twisted: !!!

See "proctology kit"!
 
WarMonger said:
rosinacarley said:
one of the girlies at work wonders if you could assist.

She needs a list of 10 things to do with vaseline and a shoe horn.

Can you help?
Inserting the knicker python into a small brown crevice within minimum effort...... :twisted: :twisted: !!!
There you go! Wondered how long that would take! Thats how the conversation started over lunch!
 
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