This is what i hate the most. still eventually they will break the law in a way the even uncle Tony and his liberal guardian reading fuk-twats wont be able to ignore and then they are introduced to my little world.....MAUHAHAHAHA.
I hope thier mums are proud!!.....actually, no wait DEAD!
Gentlemen what brilliant idea's I shall spend my days chav plinking and knocking one off the wrist. I do like the study idea toucan so I will make some inquiries in to a course to do and hope to back at work in month or two
if all is well. I have been sat around that much I even read the local free paper.
Get yourself down to your local Library and get one of those '1001 things to do before you die' type books.
Start at No1 and see how far you can get.
That should help cure your lack of imagination, creativity and wank post creating.
On the assumption that you're not confined to bed, you could get a new cookery book and pick a different recipe each day. Something a bit different like this (out of print but available on Amazon Marketplace):