I'd like a boat like that

Go back to THURSDAY. Bimble into the Co-Op on the corner. Pick those seven numbers from this Fridays
Euro Millions lottery draw. Wouldn't be sat here at 02:30 on a fu**ing Sunday morning typing this shite.
I'd go back to Thursday, with blackened face and hoodie, wait for you outside the Co-Op, introduce myself as 'rumrat', then at knifepoint I'd take you ticket and scarper.

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