I'd like a boat like that

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by Flagdeck, Oct 27, 2012.

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  1. Flagdeck

    Flagdeck New member

  2. BillyNoMates

    BillyNoMates War Hero

    Go back to THURSDAY. Bimble into the Co-Op on the corner. Pick those seven numbers from this Fridays
    Euro Millions lottery draw. Wouldn't be sat here at 02:30 on a fu**ing Sunday morning typing this shite.
     
  3. Rumrat

    Rumrat War Hero

    I'd go back to friday and change the numbers.
     
  4. Flagdeck

    Flagdeck New member

    I'd go back to Thursday, with blackened face and hoodie, wait for you outside the Co-Op, introduce myself as 'rumrat', then at knifepoint I'd take you ticket and scarper.
     
  5. Rumrat

    Rumrat War Hero

    Are you a nigger too?
    Well done.
     
  6. rod-gearing

    rod-gearing War Hero

    Go back to Wednesday and torch the shop.
     
  7. Rumrat

    Rumrat War Hero

    Go back to tuesday and white rat you so by now your in custody and couldn't post what you just did.
     
  8. rod-gearing

    rod-gearing War Hero

    Go back to Monday, torch it then leave your DNA at the scene. Catch a plane to Rio.
     
  9. Rumrat

    Rumrat War Hero

    Yes but there's always "Sunday"......
     
  10. rod-gearing

    rod-gearing War Hero

    Sunday is a make and mend!!!
     
  11. Flagdeck

    Flagdeck New member

    Thats a day of rest.........anyway, the wife wants the Mondeo to go to church !
     
  12. Rumrat

    Rumrat War Hero

    Load of bollox anyway as how you going to get the Mondeo to get to the 88mph?
     
  13. Flagdeck

    Flagdeck New member

    Good point !
     
  14. Flagdeck

    Flagdeck New member

    If I'd known this thread was going to go to two pages I'd have bought a faster car !
     
  15. Sharkey

    Sharkey Banned

    Beachy head!
     
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  16. rod-gearing

    rod-gearing War Hero

    You drive a Mondeo? Sympathy card on its way.
     
  17. Rumrat

    Rumrat War Hero

    Did the wife manage to get the car to go to church or is it still an agnostic
     
  18. Flagdeck

    Flagdeck New member

    Why do you think she's taken it to church...........resurrection....or last rites !
     
  19. Flagdeck

    Flagdeck New member

    No.... it's a Ghia !
     
  20. Rumrat

    Rumrat War Hero

    Mines got five, six if you count reverse.
     

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