I wonder how many days nine's for this?

Wrote an entry into my diary today....it reads 'Bugger'..........

Whooops

 

Apparently in this day and age of political correctness, 'Bugger' is alright too be used. In fact it is to be encouraged!.

 

I can remember my Mum (just had her 78th Birthday) quite happily calling someone a bugger when in the car and that person had cut her up. But if I mentioned the slightest naughty word (I was 4) I would get a smacked bum.

I don't think she knows what it means....even now. (and anyone that say my Mum does will get a swift kicking)

 

For that I will give you 4 days nines and make you go to Jesters and pull a pig!

How does that sound?

 

You'll be standing at the bar waiting then eh ?

 

Mad -Dog and the art of subtle humour.

 

Ah, a joke............wait there the laugh is about to happen......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... :wink:

 

Four days / FOUR Days ?? 8O - In Ganges you'd have been bent over the chair having the cane just for even thinking the word !
And if you had the temerity in not doubling over the quarterdeck !!!!!!

 

Not me Chief,came on watch and found it like it!

 

"uh chief I left some work for the other watch, I am just going for a jog around the upper deck while the woos aren't flying, OK"

 

Chiefy: You are absolutely forbidden to fcuking swear during your time here. Is that fcuking clear?

Class (of nozzers): Yes Sir!

JS "Pike": But you swore, sir!

Chiefy: I'm allowed to swear, you little cnuts are not! (accompanied by a clip round the lughole).

Bugger? I thought that was someone who plants bugs in people's telephones. I was always too innocent (and scared of the consequences) to know better (at 15). :wink: