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I won the lottery

Nails

Banned
tommo said:
So you going to scan in the winning ticket so we can all see it??

Go on pretty please Nails.
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Why would I want to do that? If you don't believe me I don't care. What you fail to understand is that I'm better tahn you and can do what I want.
 

mattbea

Banned
Nails will soon be in charge of the site as he has more replies to his posts than probably anybody else, I may come 2nd on that!
But even if somebody did actually win the lottery none of you would believe it.
 

Jenwren

Lantern Swinger
Nails said:
tommo said:
So you going to scan in the winning ticket so we can all see it??

Go on pretty please Nails.
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Why would I want to do that? If you don't believe me I don't care. What you fail to understand is that I'm better tahn you and can do what I want.
Oh, we can all do what we want, but it doesn't mean we're better than the next person - grow up Nails, or the Rifles will turn you down as well - they probably will anyway, soon as you walk through the door with your 'spliff'.
 

mattbea

Banned
I put a pound in my savings pot everytime somebody posts a reply to my posts or quotes my posts.
And Its pretty much filled up :)
 
Nails said:
Lol at the jealousy. U know what I m,ight go down to Lympstone and just get kicked out on purpose just cos I can. I don't need to work now. I might go to Lympsoton and see how far I can push people. Might piss up the RSM's door and take a sh!t in the showers every morning. And call my corporal a c'unt and just be a wanker for my own amusement. I may even wait til we're having a lecture from a high ranking officer or summat and spark a spliff up in the lectrure room while he's talking and see what he does lol.
All that new found wealth will come in handy whenyou hire a top Harley St Proctologist to successfully remove your teeth from your own arsehole after some Bootie who lacks the sense of humour you possess,kicks them there
 

witsend

MIA
Book Reviewer
mattbea said:
I put a pound in my savings pot everytime somebody posts a reply to my posts or quotes my posts.
And Its pretty much filled up :)

Stick another BS pound in the jar knobber. :roll: With all those pounds you should be able to buy a sharp stanley knife and do the job right.
 

Drakey

War Hero
witsend said:
mattbea said:
I put a pound in my savings pot everytime somebody posts a reply to my posts or quotes my posts.
And Its pretty much filled up :)

Stick another BS pound in the jar knobber. :roll: With all those pounds you should be able to buy a sharp stanley knife and do the job right.

And another one.
 

Rumrat

War Hero
Nails said:
I didn't say WHICH lottery I won tho lol.
Yeah right he told me he was helping Rolf Harris move,

You can't join your letters properly so how you gonna join the Booties?

So go change your nickname to Senopod cus your giving us all the shits, and if you had a fuckin brain you'd be dangerouse.
 

nobby0919

Lantern Swinger
Maybe he won a case of this???
http://images.toolspot.co.uk/Decorating%20Brushes%20And%20Tools/Rapide%20Hard%20As%20Nails%20In%20Tube(Multiples%2012%20Only).jpg
apparently its sticks like sh1t to the proverbial
 

Physical

Lantern Swinger
to be fair most people on here i think if they won would take enough to be comfortable for the rest of their life and donate a huge chunk to combat stress or the benevolent fund
 

NZ_Bootneck

War Hero
Nails said:
I didn't say WHICH lottery I won tho lol.
Was it the Nigerian one where you have to send them your bank details to receive the dosh?
I won that last year and I'm still waiting, and for some reason my overdraught is growing at a considerable rate!! :roll:
 

Rumrat

War Hero
NZ_Bootneck said:
Nails said:
Was it the Nigerian one.
I won that last year and I'm still waiting, and for some reason my overdraught is growing at a considerable rate!! :roll:

Yes I am still waiting for you to send the "Handling fees" you tight British bum, where my dosh, may your ear'oles turn to arse'oles and you shit all over your collar.
 

Dicky

Lantern Swinger
To Nails: Have a look at a dictionary of psychiatry and read what it says under the heading of 'Pathological liar' you might obtain some enlightenment...Dork ...
 

dondon

MIA
Drakey said:
witsend said:
mattbea said:
I put a pound in my savings pot everytime somebody posts a reply to my posts or quotes my posts.
And Its pretty much filled up :)

Stick another BS pound in the jar knobber. :roll: With all those pounds you should be able to buy a sharp stanley knife and do the job right.

And another one.

Add another from me , the fxxxxxxxxg morons , both of them , yawn yawn yawn , kinnell ......
 
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