I won the lottery

Yorkie_S/M

Lantern Swinger
I seem to have found the Mother Lode in a goldmine, got another £22,750,000 today, also 6x3 inches extra on the matrimonial muscle with even more girth. On the latter subject do you think somebody has been talking about me, how did they know?
 

Bluetot

Lantern Swinger
I hate to be a Black Cat but I seem to be extra lucky this week, there isnt a day gone by so far this last week were I havent won a least a Million dollars on some lottery or other. Equally I seem to have gained a number of African friends who wish me to receive a long lost legacy of millions.
Dont it get up your nose?
 

Father_Famine

Lantern Swinger
Yorkie_S/M said:
I seem to have found the Mother Lode in a goldmine, got another £22,750,000 today, also 6x3 inches extra on the matrimonial muscle with even more girth. On the latter subject do you think somebody has been talking about me, how did they know?

Would you like me to put you in touch with a couple of Viagra salesmen who keep E Mailing me, looks like yours going to need something industrial to get that monster up.

As for Mrs Howarth, if she would like to to name the Widows who need help maybe they could get together with Yorkie for some self help sessions.
 
Here's a question for the Mods.

Is there any reason why I can't post spammer e-mails on this site?

We keep getting spam faxed through on a BT line in the office - instead of using the precious MOD budget to call these cnuts up and telling them to remove us from their lists, can I just stick all their e-mail addresses on my posts? :plotting:

With a bit of luck, a few "web spiders" or "spambots" will pick up their addresses and flood their inboxes with the same sort of [email protected] that they fax us.

Is this allowed by the site? I know it's a bit OTT, but I am a petty and vindictive [email protected] :threaten:
 
TattooDog said:
Here's a question for the Mods.

Is there any reason why I can't post spammer e-mails on this site?

We keep getting spam faxed through on a BT line in the office - instead of using the precious MOD budget to call these cnuts up and telling them to remove us from their lists, can I just stick all their e-mail addresses on my posts? :plotting:

With a bit of luck, a few "web spiders" or "spambots" will pick up their addresses and flood their inboxes with the same sort of [email protected] that they fax us.

Is this allowed by the site? I know it's a bit OTT, but I am a petty and vindictive [email protected] :threaten:

Those spam faxes must be using up a lot of your paper. Would you like me to fax you some more?

(With apologies to 'The Thin Blue Line'.)
 
Naval_Gazer said:
Those spam faxes must be using up a lot of your paper. Would you like me to fax you some more?

:p

Ooh, yes please - can you fax us some blue paper too?

Actually, could you fax two lots as it'll save us using more paper in the photocopier!
 

Prochnow

Midshipman
Another 1 I've heard of...
For what ever reason, someone need to get money. So they SEND you a cheque for say £5000. You cash this cheque in you account and send the money back via weston union. A few days later, the cheque bounces and you're 5 grand worse off.
 

Yorkie_S/M

Lantern Swinger
I've got 8.3 million dollars coming from the United Nations and World Bank coming in shortly, Unfortunately no extensions today for the p<e-n+is. Thanks Father Famine for the offer of the Viagra sales, but according to the bumph that will not be needed.
 

fly_past

Lantern Swinger
Go to youtube and type scambusters to see what the scammers get done back to them! Its lovely - and please send me 10 million as I can do some good with it!


Scammers shoud be hung by the balls until dried!
 

janner

MIA
Book Reviewer
This is a new one on me.............

Attn: Sir/madam


U.S.A GOVERNMENT, WORLD BANK, UNITED NATION ORGANIZATION OFFICIAL APPROVAL PAYMENT VALUED $8.3M

The British Prime Minister in conjunction with U.S.A GOVERNMENT, WORLD BANK, UNITED NATION ORGANIZATION do hereby give this irrevocable approval order with Release Code: GNC/3480/02/00 in your favor for your contract entitlement/award winning payment with the UNITED NATION to your nominated bank account.

Now you’re new Payment, United nation Approval No; UN5685P, White House Approved No: WH44CV, Reference No.-35460021, Allocation No: 674632 Password No: 339331, Pin Code No: 55674 and your Certificate of Merit Payment No: 103, Released Code No: 0763; Immediate Citibank Telex confirmation No: -1114433; Secret Code No: XXTN013, Having received these vital payment number, therefore You are qualified now to received and confirm Your payment with the United Nation immediately within the next 72hrs.

As a matter of fact, you are required to Deal and Communicate only with MR. ANDREW WOLLEY, DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE CITIBANK OF UNITED KINGDOM, with the help and monitory team from the CITIBANK OF NEW YORK which is our official remitting bank, Committee On Foreign Payment Matters in United Nation, has look up to make sure you receive your money. SO contact: MR. ANDREW WOLLEY on his contact information, Direct Citibank Telephone No +44-700-5964577, Cell/mobile +44-7045743915 or cell/mobile +44-7045743915 Fax Number: +44 870 288 7323, Telephone Number: +44 870 288 7101, Email: [email protected] for immediate release of your Contract/inheritance/Award Winning claim be informed that you are not allowed to correspond with any person or office anymore, you are required to send bellow Information for your transfer.

Information requested for your transfer.

1) YOUR FULL NAME:
2) ADDRESS, CITY, STATE AND COUNTRY.
3) PHONE, FAX AND MOBILE
4) COMPANY NAME (IF ANY) POSITION AND ADDRESS
5) BANK DETAILS
6) BANK ADDRESS
7) SWITF CODE OR ROUTING NUMBER
8) ACCOUNT NUMBER
9) PROFESSION, AGE AND MARITAL STATUS

NOTE: YOUR PERSONAL CONTACT/COMMUNICATION CODE WITH CITIBANK IS (511), YOU ARE ADVICE TO SEND YOU FULL BANKING INFORMATION TO THE CITIBANK OF LONDON INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DIRECTOR HEADED BY MR. ANDREW WOOLLEY AND MAKE SURE YOU SPEAK WITH HIM, WITH YOUR NEW PAYMENT CODE FOR RELEASE OF YOUR PAYMENT AND SEND HIM ALL YOUR BANKING INFORMATION NOW. Regard. Senate CONTACT CODE (511)

OFFICER: MR. ANDREW WOLLEY.
POSITION: DIRECTOR, INTL, AND REMITTANCE CITIBANK LONDON.
TELEPHONE OFFICE/BANK:44-700-5964577,
FAX NUMBER:+44 870 288 7323,+44 870 288 7101
CELL/MOBLIE,+44-7045743915 or cell/mobile +44-7045743915.
EMAIL: [email protected]

CHAIRMAN COMMITTE ON FOREIGN CONTRACT/AWARD WINING PAYMENT
UNITED NATION AND USA GOVERNMENT.
SIR BENSON GILBERT.
 
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