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I won the lottery

Here's a question for the Mods.

Is there any reason why I can't post spammer e-mails on this site?

We keep getting spam faxed through on a BT line in the office - instead of using the precious MOD budget to call these cnuts up and telling them to remove us from their lists, can I just stick all their e-mail addresses on my posts? :plotting:

With a bit of luck, a few "web spiders" or "spambots" will pick up their addresses and flood their inboxes with the same sort of [email protected] that they fax us.

Is this allowed by the site? I know it's a bit OTT, but I am a petty and vindictive [email protected] :threaten:
 
TattooDog said:
Here's a question for the Mods.

Is there any reason why I can't post spammer e-mails on this site?

We keep getting spam faxed through on a BT line in the office - instead of using the precious MOD budget to call these cnuts up and telling them to remove us from their lists, can I just stick all their e-mail addresses on my posts? :plotting:

With a bit of luck, a few "web spiders" or "spambots" will pick up their addresses and flood their inboxes with the same sort of [email protected] that they fax us.

Is this allowed by the site? I know it's a bit OTT, but I am a petty and vindictive [email protected] :threaten:

Those spam faxes must be using up a lot of your paper. Would you like me to fax you some more?

(With apologies to 'The Thin Blue Line'.)
 
Naval_Gazer said:
Those spam faxes must be using up a lot of your paper. Would you like me to fax you some more?

:p

Ooh, yes please - can you fax us some blue paper too?

Actually, could you fax two lots as it'll save us using more paper in the photocopier!
 

Prochnow

Midshipman
Another 1 I've heard of...
For what ever reason, someone need to get money. So they SEND you a cheque for say £5000. You cash this cheque in you account and send the money back via weston union. A few days later, the cheque bounces and you're 5 grand worse off.
 

Yorkie_S/M

Lantern Swinger
I've got 8.3 million dollars coming from the United Nations and World Bank coming in shortly, Unfortunately no extensions today for the p<e-n+is. Thanks Father Famine for the offer of the Viagra sales, but according to the bumph that will not be needed.
 

fly_past

Lantern Swinger
Go to youtube and type scambusters to see what the scammers get done back to them! Its lovely - and please send me 10 million as I can do some good with it!


Scammers shoud be hung by the balls until dried!
 

janner

MIA
Book Reviewer
This is a new one on me.............

Attn: Sir/madam


U.S.A GOVERNMENT, WORLD BANK, UNITED NATION ORGANIZATION OFFICIAL APPROVAL PAYMENT VALUED $8.3M

The British Prime Minister in conjunction with U.S.A GOVERNMENT, WORLD BANK, UNITED NATION ORGANIZATION do hereby give this irrevocable approval order with Release Code: GNC/3480/02/00 in your favor for your contract entitlement/award winning payment with the UNITED NATION to your nominated bank account.

Now you’re new Payment, United nation Approval No; UN5685P, White House Approved No: WH44CV, Reference No.-35460021, Allocation No: 674632 Password No: 339331, Pin Code No: 55674 and your Certificate of Merit Payment No: 103, Released Code No: 0763; Immediate Citibank Telex confirmation No: -1114433; Secret Code No: XXTN013, Having received these vital payment number, therefore You are qualified now to received and confirm Your payment with the United Nation immediately within the next 72hrs.

As a matter of fact, you are required to Deal and Communicate only with MR. ANDREW WOLLEY, DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE CITIBANK OF UNITED KINGDOM, with the help and monitory team from the CITIBANK OF NEW YORK which is our official remitting bank, Committee On Foreign Payment Matters in United Nation, has look up to make sure you receive your money. SO contact: MR. ANDREW WOLLEY on his contact information, Direct Citibank Telephone No +44-700-5964577, Cell/mobile +44-7045743915 or cell/mobile +44-7045743915 Fax Number: +44 870 288 7323, Telephone Number: +44 870 288 7101, Email: [email protected] for immediate release of your Contract/inheritance/Award Winning claim be informed that you are not allowed to correspond with any person or office anymore, you are required to send bellow Information for your transfer.

Information requested for your transfer.

1) YOUR FULL NAME:
2) ADDRESS, CITY, STATE AND COUNTRY.
3) PHONE, FAX AND MOBILE
4) COMPANY NAME (IF ANY) POSITION AND ADDRESS
5) BANK DETAILS
6) BANK ADDRESS
7) SWITF CODE OR ROUTING NUMBER
8) ACCOUNT NUMBER
9) PROFESSION, AGE AND MARITAL STATUS

NOTE: YOUR PERSONAL CONTACT/COMMUNICATION CODE WITH CITIBANK IS (511), YOU ARE ADVICE TO SEND YOU FULL BANKING INFORMATION TO THE CITIBANK OF LONDON INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DIRECTOR HEADED BY MR. ANDREW WOOLLEY AND MAKE SURE YOU SPEAK WITH HIM, WITH YOUR NEW PAYMENT CODE FOR RELEASE OF YOUR PAYMENT AND SEND HIM ALL YOUR BANKING INFORMATION NOW. Regard. Senate CONTACT CODE (511)

OFFICER: MR. ANDREW WOLLEY.
POSITION: DIRECTOR, INTL, AND REMITTANCE CITIBANK LONDON.
TELEPHONE OFFICE/BANK:44-700-5964577,
FAX NUMBER:+44 870 288 7323,+44 870 288 7101
CELL/MOBLIE,+44-7045743915 or cell/mobile +44-7045743915.
EMAIL: [email protected]

CHAIRMAN COMMITTE ON FOREIGN CONTRACT/AWARD WINING PAYMENT
UNITED NATION AND USA GOVERNMENT.
SIR BENSON GILBERT.
 
Mr Andrew Wooley has is email address Yahoo .Fr [France]
:bball: :bball:

As has already been mentioned it just takes one to be taken in and
pass on the bank details .








:nemo: :nemo:
 
janner said:
U.S.A GOVERNMENT, WORLD BANK, UNITED NATION ORGANIZATION OFFICIAL APPROVAL PAYMENT VALUED $8.3M

Well, sounds pretty genuine! :excited:

Seriously though, someone, somewhere will fall for it.
 
Just received the following from a reliable friend, and thought that it might be of some interest to anyone with a mobile phone:

If you receive a phone call on your mobile from any person, saying that he or she is a company engineer, or telling that they're checking your mobile line, and you have to press #90 or #09 or any other number, end this call immediately without pressing any numbers.

There is a fraud company using a device that once you press #90 or #09 they can access your "SIM" card and make calls at your expense.

Jerry
 
I won again, what a lucky chap I am. :number1:

UK LOTTERY PROGRAM DEAR SIR/MADAM,

We are pleased to inform you about the result of our Lottery DRAWS HELD on the 27/08/2006 and anouced on 05/09/2007. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 27522465896-532
with serial number 652-662 drew lucky numbers 7-14-18-23-31-45 which consequently won in the 1st category. you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay of US$1.3Million note that
All participants in this lottery program have been selected randomly through a computer ballot system drawn from over 200,000 companies and 400,000,000 individual email addresses
from all search engines and web sites.

This promotional program takes place every year, and is promoted and sponsored by eminent world personalities like the (SULTAN of Brunei, Bill Gates of microsoft inc and other
corporate organisations). This is to encourage the use of the internet and computers worldwide. For security purpose and clarity, (we advise that you keep your winning
information confidential until your claims have been processed and your money remitted to you.) This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claims and unwarranted abuse of
this program by some participants.We look forward to your active participation in our next year USD500 million slot.You are requested to contact our LOTTERY COORDINATOR:

MR.AKIM JONES
Email: [email protected]
Website: www.interlottery.com

All winnings must be claimed not later than 15/10/2007. Please note, in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, remember to quote your WINNING NUMBERS SERIAL numbers
and TICKET numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore, if should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations once more and thank you for being part of our promotional program. You are required to reply to this email: [email protected] for further details.
NOTE: YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY DISQUALIFIED IF YOU ARE BELOW 18 YEARS OF AGE.

Sincerely yours,

Mrs. Mary Bell. (Secretary)
 
Tom Champagne Hes the man ,He chose me,I have been bracing myself for the cornucopia of treasure thats about to come through my letter box,Why my application for the local conservatives has already been accepted on the strength of my windfall.Jings why am I talking to you poor people ,Get orff my land now or I will have you horsewhipped within one centimetre of your poverty stricken miserable life
 

Yorkie_S/M

Lantern Swinger
I would like to inform all you paupers out there that todays contribution from the Vittorio Trust (their third) of 850,000 dollars, pushed the Yorkie Benevolent Trust over the quarter of a billion GBPounds. So I would like to thank The World Bonk, The International Monitary Fukc, Microsoftshit, The National Lottery, Pepsi, Coca Cola, The Goverment of the UK, Shell Oil, The Ford Foundation, the three US army sargents (spelling) in Iraq, the many bank employees in China, Africa. and South America, the half dozen dear sweet old ladies whose husbands left them money to donate to me and any other of the kind doners who have contributed. Finally my deepest sympathy to the young man whose father owned a gold mine, but was shot as he took the lad to school on his tenth birthday, sad very sad.
Ps also ASDA USA who have sent me 213 x 150dollar gift cards.
 
Poke it mate. I reckon I am up to 2 Billion pounds after tonights lucky email.

Paul Ricky & Associate
Barr Paul Ricky (Esq.)
Tell#:+447024082564
Fax #:+448704789784
Confidential Email account: [email protected]

Hello,

It is with a Heavy Heart that I am reaching you regarding the death of my late client. I am Paul Ricky, the legal adviser to late MR. MIKE & CAROL HALL, a Very Wealthy Couple that Lived here in the United Kingdom, before their recent Death on the 26th of December during Tsunami disaster in the year (2004). Below is the webpage of the deceased.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/4153821.stm

This couple as instructed by MR.MIKE HALL before his death, Deposited Box with a security company That contains as a matter of fact the sum of US$10,000,000.00, which the security company Ignorant of the original content of the box. They did not want the management of the Security Company to know the contents of the Consignment therefore they registered the content of the consignments as Gold Bars. Now, the security company believes that what they deposited with them were Gold Bars.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased. I will furnish you with the whole procedures to ensure that the is successfully concluded, for your assistance to me I have agreed to give you thirty five percent (35%) of the total sum at end of the transaction. I will have to put the necessary legal documents that can be used to backup any claim we may make. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable this deal go through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.

Surely, you must have some questions or may be you just need further clarification. I will be
happy to receive your mail, this will enable me explain further what the next step is and the general plan. I will also need your most confidential telephone number and fax number, if you
have a mobile phone I believe it will help so that we can reach you anytime.

You can write to my Confidential Email account: [email protected]

Call me on +447024082564

Please try and get back to me

Yours truly

Barr. Paul Ricky (Esq.)
 

NotmeChief

Banned
NotmeChief said:
I have decided to run with this and have just set up an email address that I can use to reply to her.
I will, of course, keep you informed of what is said, and how much I have to pay to get my winnings.
There may not be a fee this time, I might just have to send my bank account details and some proof of identity.

.

I answered the above after setting me up another email and the such, but I got no reply so I guess he must have given it to someone else.

Well I have just had another one and am now going to become a debt collector:

DAVID JOEL

OMAN COCOA BEAN COMPANY

BULARVA DE LUE 11245

ABDIJAN,

COTE DE VOIRE





Dear Sir,



RE- REPRESENTATIVE RECRUITMENT



I represent OMAN COCOA BEAN COMPANY, WEST AFRICA We supply raw and finished cocoa to Europe, America, Canada and Asia.



We have been having problems collecting payments from clients in your region because they are politely refusing to pay for shipments on one excuse or the other so we need a representative that can assist us in clearing our money in those respective countries.



Be informed that as our representative, you will receive 10% of whatever amount received on behalf of the company and the

balance will be paid into an account we will avail to you.



This job is rather easy and does not require a lot of

expertise.If you are interested in this business offer, get back to me

through my personal email address



[email protected]





Very Respectfully,

David Joel,



President

OMAN COCOA BEAN COMPANY, WEST AFRICA

I might give this one a go and see what he has to say.
 
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