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I won the lottery

I don't know. I keep sending these people International Money Orders* for thousands of pounds and I never hear from them again. Shome mistake surely?

*untraceable, of course, which is why this method is used to try to defraud people.
 

HookieBuntz

Lantern Swinger
Guys,

What am I doing wrong? You lot are rolling in all this money and no one ever offers me anything.

Please tell me where I am going wrong.

HB
(I want to be a millionaire like the rest of you).
 

NotmeChief

Banned
You want money and a million other free offers Hookie - just switch off your anti-virus and firewall. It's as good as a red light outside a brothel.
You will be the most popular man in the world.
 
HookieBuntz said:
Guys, What am I doing wrong? You lot are rolling in all this money and no one ever offers me anything.

Post your e-mail address and we'll arrange for the offers to come flooding in!
 
after reading all the above i have to disagree with youas i have won a small fortune almost had the cash.

here goes

Mr nigerian emailed me with the instructions of how to claim the money and all he needed was for the details of my bank account in which to pay the cash that was rightfully mine.

i duly paid some of the £2000 acceptance fee by western union.

it was when i tried to pay the rest of the cash by BACS transfer from my NoORTHERN ROCK account that i recieved an email back from them accusing ME of being a scamster, returned my cash and tried to bring the wrath of allah upon ME.

what did i do wrong
 
NotmeChief said:
Northern Rock is where it all fell over. Try asking him for a second chance only this time use Paypal.

Sorry shippers - he had his chance.

I'll just have to forgo the lifestyle and turn to tomorrow as usual.

what am i sayng Im already turned too, in fact shouldnt i have done some rounds by now.
 

Yorkie_S/M

Lantern Swinger
I get at least 2 penis enlargements every day even Sundays, If I took them up my dick would stretch from here the other side of Sheffield.
I have also won £201,864,000, that is airing on the safe side with the Euro and dollar conversion rates, (just the last 7 figures would suit me). I can help at least 10 people get money out of Africa China Iraq and a couple in S. America. Aren't I the lucky one.

Got another 2,500,000 dollars (£1,250,000) today, from Microsoft Lottery, and another 3 inches plus extra diametre (I don't know where the blood will come from to pump it up).
 

janner

MIA
Book Reviewer
I'm feeling so guilty having been offerred so much money, this has just come in can anyone make use of it?

Dearest in the Lord,
My name is Mrs. Linda Howarth. I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have to you and your church. I am 63 years old, I am a deaf and suffering from a long time cancer of the breast which also affected my brain about 9 years ago immediately after the death of my husband, who has left me everything he worked for.

I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to the you for the good work of God, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband's hard earned funds in an ungodly way.

Please pray that the good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God to forgive me and I believe he has because He is a merciful God.

I decided to Will/Donate the sum of £10,500,000(Ten Million Five hundred thousand British Pounds sterling) to you for the good work of the Lord, and also to help the motherless and less privileged and also for the assistance of the widows with part of the fund. I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the fact that i am deaf s stated above.

The security & finance company will arrange the transfer of the fund once I authorize them to do so and that would be when I hear from you.

I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the fund well and always extend the good work to others.

Your timely response will be awaited via Email: [email protected]
Regards,
Mrs. Linda Howarth
 

Ninja_Stoker

War Hero
Moderator
CONTRIBUTOR MODE:

The worrying thing is they only have to get one cabbage in a million & that's enough.

The scariest/ most realistic email I received was one purporting to be from "Visa" were you had to register your details for "safe-keeping & to ensure you re-validate your card within 24 hours" or it will become invalid.

The link took you to a very plausible "Visa" website in which you were encouraged to enter all the necessary detail, including the 3 digit security code on the reverse of the card (of course). The "ghosted" website was incredibly detailed & all the multiple links on it appeared to work, even down to search functions, FAQ level & account balance level.

Anyway, I'm still waiting for these Nigerian diplomats to wire me my money.....
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Book Reviewer
Never click on a link from these online websites that ask you to verify your bank details; always type the address into your browser.
 
Perhaps someone has been informed they have won a huge lottery, and, only need to phone a number in Spain to claim the prize.
Well the number will begin with a 6 and I have to tell you that mobile phone numbers in Spain begin with the same number.
If you think that a reputable organisation would use a mobile as a contact number, then go ahead and phone them.
And the very best of luck to you!!!!
 
HookieBuntz said:
Guys,

What am I doing wrong? You lot are rolling in all this money and no one ever offers me anything.

Please tell me where I am going wrong.

HB
(I want to be a millionaire like the rest of you).

Wire me your life savings and I promise you, you'll get a really big suprise next time you examine your bank statement! :w00t:

Now where did I put that holiday brochure for the Maldives......?
 

Yorkie_S/M

Lantern Swinger
I seem to have found the Mother Lode in a goldmine, got another £22,750,000 today, also 6x3 inches extra on the matrimonial muscle with even more girth. On the latter subject do you think somebody has been talking about me, how did they know?
 

Bluetot

Lantern Swinger
I hate to be a Black Cat but I seem to be extra lucky this week, there isnt a day gone by so far this last week were I havent won a least a Million dollars on some lottery or other. Equally I seem to have gained a number of African friends who wish me to receive a long lost legacy of millions.
Dont it get up your nose?
 

Father_Famine

Lantern Swinger
Yorkie_S/M said:
I seem to have found the Mother Lode in a goldmine, got another £22,750,000 today, also 6x3 inches extra on the matrimonial muscle with even more girth. On the latter subject do you think somebody has been talking about me, how did they know?

Would you like me to put you in touch with a couple of Viagra salesmen who keep E Mailing me, looks like yours going to need something industrial to get that monster up.

As for Mrs Howarth, if she would like to to name the Widows who need help maybe they could get together with Yorkie for some self help sessions.
 
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