I won the lottery

[NotmeChief]

I must be one of the luckiest people in the world, this is the second time I have won.
I am not supposed to be telling you this just yet until my €1,000,000 has been deposited into my bank, but being friends I wanted to let you all in on it as I will be taking you ALL out for drinks.
Please keep this to yourselves or I may have to share it with someone else.

So that you know that the drinks offer is genuine and can ensure you will have the date free, I have reproduced my winning letter.

NOW REMEMBER - DON'T TELL ANYONE.

We wish to congratulate you over your email success in our computer balloting held today MONTH OF OCTOBER EURO-PW LOTTERY ONLINE. You have been approve for a star prize of (ONE MILLION EURO) .To claim your winning prize You must contact the appointed agent with this email address: MRS. KARLIJN JOHNSON, ==========
TEL: 31-623-180-592
E-MAIL: [email protected] <mailto:[email protected]>
Name : MRS. KARLIJN JOHNSON,
==========
(EXPIRING DATE, 25TH OF OCTOBER).
Provide har with these information needed for processing of your claims: WINNING NUMBER: FLO-99/002/100 .
TO AVOID DOUBLE CLAIM, YOU ARE TO KEEP YOUR WINNING TO YOURSELF, UNTIL YOUR CLAIMS HAVE PROCESSED.


I will also be using some of my new found fortune to have some treatment for the altzimers I think I am suffering as well.

There is, of course, a serious side to me printing this, don't be fooled by email scams or phishing emails. The fact that you haven't entered any form of competition is probably the biggest give away as is the bad english and spelling.

I did once win the Canadian lottery and emailed them back with my thanks and told them the $8,000 fee should be taken from my winnings and that they could also have 10% for themselves and send me a cheque for the remainder. It must have got lost in cyberspace somehow as I never heard back from them.

 

[Ninja_Stoker]

Congratulations!

I too am owed millions of dollars by some North African diplomats who own shares in a diamond mine & just need a thousand quid to get the money transferred.

I'm just about to post it to this guy's secretary, then I'm rich!
See you later suckers....

 

[NotmeChief]

If your having a problem raising the 1000 Ninja, I will be able to help you with that now, and then we can have a double celebration.

 

[janner]

Congratulations to you both, I'll be joining you in the rich mans club, only this morning a nice lady from Nigeria wrote to say she was leaving several million in her will, because she was sure I'd do good with it.
Let this be a lesson to all of you doubters out there, there are some good and generous people around.

Anyone remember the url of the bloke that was taking these scammers on?

 

[SELJUK]

Hey this is getting spooky. There are now three of us who've won things and have been informed via e mail. I don't know which to reply to first........I'm now so rich I don't know what to do with it all.

I think I'll get the person in Nigeria who's so desperate to send me money to bring it over by hand. I want to see what this TWAT looks like.....you can all have some by the way. I'm feeling generous!

 

[NotmeChief]

I have decided to run with this and have just set up an email address that I can use to reply to her.
I will, of course, keep you informed of what is said, and how much I have to pay to get my winnings.
There may not be a fee this time, I might just have to send my bank account details and some proof of identity.

.

 

[Jimmy_Green]

Congratulations to you both, I'll be joining you in the rich mans club, only this morning a nice lady from Nigeria wrote to say she was leaving several million in her will, because she was sure I'd do good with it.
Let this be a lesson to all of you doubters out there, there are some good and generous people around.

Anyone remember the url of the bloke that was taking these scammers on?

http://www.scambuster419.co.uk/index.html

 

[KLNA-Cessna-Jockey]

How excited do you think I am then having received this email last night...

"We have some exciting news about the ticket that you bought for the Friday 28 September draw. Please Sign In to your Account .... at the National Lottery website for more details.


I AM OFFICIALLY A WINNER ON THE £88 MILLION EURO LOTTERY

I won £7.90 !

Whoopee bloody doo

 

[Smiffy_the_Shipwreck]

Scambusters

this is a really funny site where the guy replys to some of these idiots and winds them up /string them along in fine old style!! Very funny!!
:thumright: :thumright: :thumright:

 

[Backpacker1uk]

Does anybody on here want to share the gold bullion that was discovered in Iraq by four septic booties when the place was liberated.

All they require are bank details to deposit gold bullion. And a dozen wheelbarrows???

Best was that stupid cow on the box handing over half a million for diamonds worth millions. She was crying I was laughing!!

Laughing because she was so pathetic a pathetic woman with a lovely home in the Hampshire countryside and a good job.

MORE WANTS MORE AS THEY SAY!!

 

[chieftiff]

Congratulations!

I too am owed millions of dollars by some North African diplomats who own shares in a diamond mine & just need a thousand quid to get the money transferred.

I'm just about to post it to this guy's secretary, then I'm rich!
See you later suckers....

An alarming coincidence, I'm in the same situation, oh don't we seem to be full of luck on RR! I'm also due a million dollars from a cleric in Nigeria, I saved his flock with a mere £250, not only will he be sending me the million when their mining co-operative is back on its feet but my soul has been saved from eternal damnation, I feel like the luckiest man alive!

 

[Bluetot]

Oh Bugger! and here is me thinking that winning half a million dollars US, is a real windfall, this from some foreign lottery that I never entered but coincidentally drew out my email address, spooky or what

 

[Potential_Officer]

Its not fair! You are all getting Money in your emails, whilst my inbox only seems to get penis enlargement offers!

 

[TattooDog]

According to the Readers Digest, I may already have won £500 000! :dance:

I know it's not in the same league as other postings here, but I did get a free pen as well. :w00t:

 

[lsadirty]

Thank God for this thread - I thought I was the only one getting all these offers of faboulous riches from lotteries I haven't entered, from business men who need a trustworthy partner, or some religious crank who wants me to carry on with God's work: averaging at least one a day most days, my delete button must be the most overworked key on this thingy.

 

[Naval_Gazer]

According to the Readers Digest, I may already have won £500 000! :dance:

I know it's not in the same league as other postings here, but I did get a free pen as well. :w00t:

Wait your turn in the queue although I am also tempted by the luxury motor cruiser, top of the range car and the two-week holiday in the Algarve. I'm still making up my mind.

 

[NotmeChief]

At least you can reply to Readers Digest and know you DO stand a chance of winning something.
Are you sticking on the 'yes' sticker and returning it?

 

[NotmeChief]

Its not fair! You are all getting Money in your emails, whilst my inbox only seems to get penis enlargement offers!

That could be worth a lot if you become a rent boy.

 

[aberdeenlad]

You all have nothing in comparison to me. I have 100s of millions of pounds just waiting for my bank account number and ID. Thousands of special offers on penis enlargement discounted Viagra and free porn TV channels. Oh not forgetting the 2 ladies in the Ukraine who want to marry me.

 

[dhoby_bucket]

I am just so surprised nobody ticked the "no publicity" box... (as I did)