I wish ...

#2
golden_rivet said:
... I hadn't drunk 3 large glasses of Merlot tonight on an almost empty stomach and then walked 4 miles of the journey home ... :pukel:

Rivet you should know that after drinking you have to eat ---the oggie stalls in Guzz and burger vans in pompey and the chip shop at Rosyth made a bomb out of drunken matelots who always bought a ''bag meal''
to eat on the walk back to their ships .

Happy days

:nemo: :nemo:
 

sgtpepperband

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#4
golden_rivet said:
... I hadn't drunk 3 large glasses of Merlot tonight on an almost empty stomach and then walked 4 miles of the journey home ... :pukel:
Alone?! Or did your latest flame hold your hair out of your face as you did the five-finger spread? True sign of love, that is... :wink:
 
#5
Lightweight. Only 3 large glasses? By my and Mrs Drunken's reckoning that's not quite a bottle.
If one glass of red a day is good for you, just think what the whole bottle will do.
Drink responsibly...and call a cab.
 

fly_past

Lantern Swinger
#6
I wish I'd replaced (bought more) the loo roll after seeing it was nearly all gone and had a particularly sticky poop!

Its hard to hang yer arse over the sink to 'clean up' after a fun poop!
 

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