I wish ...

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  1. ... I hadn't drunk 3 large glasses of Merlot tonight on an almost empty stomach and then walked 4 miles of the journey home ... :pukel:

  2. Rivet you should know that after drinking you have to eat ---the oggie stalls in Guzz and burger vans in pompey and the chip shop at Rosyth made a bomb out of drunken matelots who always bought a ''bag meal''
    to eat on the walk back to their ships .

    Happy days

    :nemo: :nemo:
  3. Your liver was be shouting out for help!
  4. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Alone?! Or did your latest flame hold your hair out of your face as you did the five-finger spread? True sign of love, that is... :wink:
  5. Lightweight. Only 3 large glasses? By my and Mrs Drunken's reckoning that's not quite a bottle.
    If one glass of red a day is good for you, just think what the whole bottle will do.
    Drink responsibly...and call a cab.
  6. I wish I'd replaced (bought more) the loo roll after seeing it was nearly all gone and had a particularly sticky poop!

    Its hard to hang yer arse over the sink to 'clean up' after a fun poop!

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