I wish

Discussion in 'Current Affairs' started by hobbit, Oct 4, 2006.

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  1. Life Cycle was backwards?

    I think the life cycle is all backwards
    You should start out dead and get it out of the way.
    Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
    You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your
    pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
    You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
    You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and
    you get ready for High School.
    You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have
    no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...
    You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters

    every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.
  2. On the other hand there is a certain attraction in the concept of growing old disgracefully.

  3. Relive my schooldays? No thanks! I prefer physical aging and growing wisdom. As for growing up - I understood that was optional: I haven't exercised that option yet nor do I intend to!

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