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I wish I did not do that


Having a quiet wet in the Cricketers pub round Grand harbour somewhere, when the landlords daughter a handsome wench yoohoos me from her bedroom above, she indicates a drainpipe as a means of access so up I go about 20ft, I’m astride the window ledge and winding up the charm generator as prelude to entering her knickers when her dad wanders outside and looking up sees my arse hanging from his daughter room, next thing I hear what sounds like an enraged bull hurtling up the stairs, so I decide to take my leave, as I grab the drainpipe, the bracket holding it to the wall breaks and I head for the deck, I land on my face breaking and dislocating my jaw, I wish I didn’t do that.
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