"I was sniper in RM & take that killer instinct to business"

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  1. borderRat

    borderRat New member

  2. Scouse_Castaway

    Scouse_Castaway New member

    In that case......Sir Alan better not fire him.......otherwise he'll need to stay indoors and away from windows for the rest of his life. haha :p
     
  3. yamyamdabber

    yamyamdabber War Hero

    Sir Alan better not ask him "what instrument did you play" either
     
  4. labrum

    labrum New member

    chad as your dad, milking it for all it's worth - good effort!
     
  5. K640

    K640 War Hero

    The Apprentice is fucking dull. A bit of naked roll mat fighting might make it watchable though...
     
  6. daffy1

    daffy1 War Hero

    If he still has that "commando instinct" can we expect naked bar to be called ?
     
  7. labrum

    labrum New member

    If he doesn't call naked boardroom when he hired / fired he'll have to consider retunring his lid..
     
  8. Rumrat

    Rumrat War Hero

    I see the new kit is taking funding away from where its needed


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  9. Stirling

    Stirling Banned

  10. 2_deck_dash

    2_deck_dash War Hero

    I wonder which one of the birds he will end up nailing?

    I do hope it's the rats ginger one, two tins no guts:
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  11. daffy1

    daffy1 War Hero

    Picture the scene, his team wins the weekly challenge then Sir Allan sends them off to some exclusive wine and dine experience. Mr Bootneck has one to many then the pin pops out and Frank the tank is unleashed. He storms up to the essence looking one first to try his luck, obviously nothing is going to happen so he goes for second best, the ginger one. Tell her what she needs to hear and she is taken away by his charm. She says she is going to her room, meet me there in 10. So she walks off and being a good Bootneck that he is he orders one last drink but this time it's a death wet. So there he is keeping his cool, thinking how he is going to play it when all off a sudden he gets nudged by accident, he turns round and with that ''killer instinct'' kicking in fist are flying, he shouts naked bar, everyne looks at him in a state of confusion but he carries on regardless then starts pissing all over the place. Obviously this leads him to getting booted of the show, but at least he is remembered for keeping up Bootneck traditions.
     
  12. 2_deck_dash

    2_deck_dash War Hero

    I think I just shed a tear. Here's hoping this is exactly how it turns out.
     
  13. pugfrom83

    pugfrom83 New member

    Is that the one about beating your wife ????

    awesome :oops: :oops:
     
  14. NZ_Bootneck

    NZ_Bootneck War Hero

    Oh, did a Royal get up yours? :roll:
     
  15. angrydoc

    angrydoc Guest

    He's a naughty bootneck.

    Link
     
  16. Rigsby

    Rigsby Badgeman

    Re: "I was sniper in RM & take that killer instinct to busin

    It was me!
     
  17. NZ_Bootneck

    NZ_Bootneck War Hero

    I'd have thought a knuckle duster and baton were required items of any 'businessman's' accoutrements in the Plymouth area. :wink:
     
  18. daffy1

    daffy1 War Hero

    Re: "I was sniper in RM & take that killer instinct to busin


    I think the term in the business world is called a hostile/aggresive takeover.
     
  19. NZ_Bootneck

    NZ_Bootneck War Hero

    Funds reacquisition equipment, he's a money lender... er sorry 'Mortgage Broker' after all. :twisted:
     
  20. steaming_bat

    steaming_bat New member

    Re: "I was sniper in RM & take that killer instinct to busin

    Hope he does well
     

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