"I was sniper in RM & take that killer instinct to business"

#8
labrum said:
daffy1 said:
If he still has that "commando instinct" can we expect naked bar to be called ?
If he doesn't call naked boardroom when he hired / fired he'll have to consider retunring his lid..
I see the new kit is taking funding away from where its needed


 
#11
Picture the scene, his team wins the weekly challenge then Sir Allan sends them off to some exclusive wine and dine experience. Mr Bootneck has one to many then the pin pops out and Frank the tank is unleashed. He storms up to the essence looking one first to try his luck, obviously nothing is going to happen so he goes for second best, the ginger one. Tell her what she needs to hear and she is taken away by his charm. She says she is going to her room, meet me there in 10. So she walks off and being a good Bootneck that he is he orders one last drink but this time it's a death wet. So there he is keeping his cool, thinking how he is going to play it when all off a sudden he gets nudged by accident, he turns round and with that ''killer instinct'' kicking in fist are flying, he shouts naked bar, everyne looks at him in a state of confusion but he carries on regardless then starts pissing all over the place. Obviously this leads him to getting booted of the show, but at least he is remembered for keeping up Bootneck traditions.
 
#12
daffy1 said:
Picture the scene, his team wins the weekly challenge then Sir Allan sends them off to some exclusive wine and dine experience. Mr Bootneck has one to many then the pin pops out and Frank the tank is unleashed. He storms up to the essence looking one first to try his luck, obviously nothing is going to happen so he goes for second best, the ginger one. Tell her what she needs to hear and she is taken away by his charm. She says she is going to her room, meet me there in 10. So she walks off and being a good Bootneck that he is he orders one last drink but this time it's a death wet. So there he is keeping his cool, thinking how he is going to play it when all off a sudden he gets nudged by accident, he turns round and with that ''killer instinct'' kicking in fist are flying, he shouts naked bar, everyne looks at him in a state of confusion but he carries on regardless then starts pissing all over the place. Obviously this leads him to getting booted of the show, but at least he is remembered for keeping up Bootneck traditions.
I think I just shed a tear. Here's hoping this is exactly how it turns out.
 

pugfrom83

Lantern Swinger
#13
daffy1 said:
Picture the scene, his team wins the weekly challenge then Sir Allan sends them off to some exclusive wine and dine experience. Mr Bootneck has one to many then the pin pops out and Frank the tank is unleashed. He storms up to the essence looking one first to try his luck, obviously nothing is going to happen so he goes for second best, the ginger one. Tell her what she needs to hear and she is taken away by his charm. She says she is going to her room, meet me there in 10. So she walks off and being a good Bootneck that he is he orders one last drink but this time it's a death wet. So there he is keeping his cool, thinking how he is going to play it when all off a sudden he gets nudged by accident, he turns round and with that ''killer instinct'' kicking in fist are flying, he shouts naked bar, everyne looks at him in a state of confusion but he carries on regardless then starts pissing all over the place. Obviously this leads him to getting booted of the show, but at least he is remembered for keeping up Bootneck traditions.
Is that the one about beating your wife ????

awesome :oops: :oops:
 
#14
pugfrom83 said:
daffy1 said:
Picture the scene, his team wins the weekly challenge then Sir Allan sends them off to some exclusive wine and dine experience. Mr Bootneck has one to many then the pin pops out and Frank the tank is unleashed. He storms up to the essence looking one first to try his luck, obviously nothing is going to happen so he goes for second best, the ginger one. Tell her what she needs to hear and she is taken away by his charm. She says she is going to her room, meet me there in 10. So she walks off and being a good Bootneck that he is he orders one last drink but this time it's a death wet. So there he is keeping his cool, thinking how he is going to play it when all off a sudden he gets nudged by accident, he turns round and with that ''killer instinct'' kicking in fist are flying, he shouts naked bar, everyne looks at him in a state of confusion but he carries on regardless then starts pissing all over the place. Obviously this leads him to getting booted of the show, but at least he is remembered for keeping up Bootneck traditions.
Is that the one about beating your wife ????

awesome :oops: :oops:
Oh, did a Royal get up yours? :roll:
 
#18
Re: "I was sniper in RM & take that killer instinct to busin

NZ_Bootneck said:
I'd have thought a knuckle duster and baton were required items of any 'businessman's' accoutrements in the Plymouth area. :wink:

I think the term in the business world is called a hostile/aggresive takeover.
 
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