I Was In........................!

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  1. Don't Know if it has been posted before but anyone got anymore of these?

    I was in Uniform when you were in liquid form!

    I was on the main gate when you were on cow and gate!
  2. Sure some of these have been done before but...

    I was in when the Dead Sea wasn't even ill
    I was in when Centurion was a rate
  3. chieftiff

    chieftiff War Hero Moderator

    I was in Baghdad when you were in your Dads bag
  4. " I was in Baghdad, when you were in yer Dads bag."

    " I was flying when Pontius was still under training."

    RoofRat :?
  5. I was in when Christ was a corporal

    is the only one that comes to mind at the moment.
  6. I was Noah's seadad
  7. When I joined up, we didn't have official numbers as we all knew each other.
  8. It wont be long before thats true again Dixie :cry:
  9. I didn't know nelson but his old man was a bastard
  10. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    I've spent more time on one wave than you've spent at sea.

    I joined when HMS Eagle was an egg

    Or the Dead Sea was only just P7
  11. I joined up when Centurion was a rank...
  12. When ships were wood and men were steel...... :lol:
  13. Hopefully I'll still be in after 2019 so I can use this one with the new juniors!!

    My old mate went into the careers office and asked about joining the navy, the bloke behind the desk said "Eh, that's a good idea, let's start one"
  14. Some other oldies:

    "I've stood in NAAFI queues longer than you've been in the Navy"

    "I've eaten NAAFI sandwhiches which have been in the mob longer than you"
  15. "I've spawned more sea dads than you've had sea days"

    "Dead sea was still sick on shore when I drew my kit"

    And from me pongo days:

    "I was shooting Zulus whilst your great grandad was shooting his load up your great gran"
  16. silverfox

    silverfox War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    When I joined I wanted to be a chef, but they said they already had one....
  17. " I've been deeper than you've been further....."
  18. "We didn't get issued with caps when I joined, we just got a bunch of straw and were told to make our own."

    "I've shaved in more water than you've sailed on!"
  19. In my day the propellor was on the front. (FAA before helos)
  20. When i Joined up the Victory was still an acorn!!!

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