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i was a sh*t

wet_blobby said:
your left man boob inplant sems to have gone astray, do you feel any ill effects from this? :lol:

It's OK, it just slid down me T-shirt. I need better support, but I just cannot do up the back of bra straps! I'm looking for a willing pair of hands... to do the bra straps up too. :wink: :lol:
 
Good job matey, you'll be OK, you just got your priorities a bit wrong. What you have to do is shut up, be a good sailor and get through your training at raliegh being perfect.
Step 2, do your training at Sultan, study hard, cheat harder and do a little bit of drinking.
Step 3 Now you are in the fleet, and apart from a bit of scribbling in your task book now is the time to start pissing up and making a (not 100%) arse of yourself. You'll look back on your first ship with a special fondness, you will learn a lot and have a dockyard shed full of fun. There is a time for most when between joining up and taking the career very seriously and looking to advancement where you can have a damn good time and the world will be your lobster.
Enjoy.
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Book Reviewer
A good dit with a positive message; well done shippers! And I doubt anyone in RR will criticise you as we have all done some silly things in our past. I myself have done everything, from a days' pay through to Second Class and DQs... as long as you maintain a positive attitude and don't let the b*stards grind you down, you'll do fine!
 

ET(MESM)whogivesafeck

Lantern Swinger
hope this helps other kids turn out better and not make mistakes i did because i would probably be locked up its turned my life around joining up got my draft for when leave sultan
 
Always_a_Civvy said:
wet_blobby said:
oohh fcuuuuk, I've got a tash, should I keep it a secret... or is it the hairy chin AAC is on about??.....have a dit about that but it seems abit formal in here tonight... :twisted:

You're quite safe! Its furry faces, especially chins, that I'm INTO. Moustaches are what pongo's (and I currently) have. Far too common and far too boring and stroking them just ain't the same! :wink: :grin:

Some examples of nice fur....





And this is me with fur... though it's possible that my head's on the wrong way round as there's more below that above! :shock:

Farkin hell civvy, you look like 90% of the chief stokers' I ever saw. Squezze yourself into a pair of tight overalls and out on a red surcoat and a pair of ear duffs on your head and they might employ you as one.
 

TheLastStoker

Lantern Swinger
Lingyai said:
Good job matey, you'll be OK, you just got your priorities a bit wrong. What you have to do is shut up, be a good sailor and get through your training at raliegh being perfect.
Step 2, do your training at Sultan, study hard, cheat harder and do a little bit of drinking.
Step 3 Now you are in the fleet, and apart from a bit of scribbling in your task book now is the time to start pissing up and making a (not 100%) arse of yourself. You'll look back on your first ship with a special fondness, you will learn a lot and have a dockyard shed full of fun. There is a time for most when between joining up and taking the career very seriously and looking to advancement where you can have a damn good time and the world will be your lobster.
Enjoy.

AMEN to that, at the minute i am on my first ship.....

Sultan: i made a life of it.....didnt revise for a single exam, yet passed em all and thats where i realised what the navy is all about. Doing what you have to do, but having as much fun as you can doing it!

First ship: Am on there now (not right now anyway). so far its been about 50% pissing up and 50% work, but thats cause we're on bost so its all good, and well ahead of the line in my task book......however fell down a ladder monday night and am now at home on sick leave.....my own fault i suppose!
 
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