I want...

All at once or one after the other?

The list, not just Pans People.

I want......an England Rugby shirt, some Bassets Licorice Allsorts and a naked bed bath from Hattie Jaques. (Sp?)
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I too want a Texan bar. I also want an England shirt from the 1982 world cup, Kim Wilde, a can of hubba bubba soda, a Renault 5 GT turbo and some fish and chip crisps.


War Hero
I have an England rugby shirt (cotton traders). The old fashioned fcuk all but a collar and a rose. You fellas are more than welcome to borrow it. (You cant have it for the ENG V ARG game because little big miss Blobbs has booked it).

Space dust...space dust...Good shout Sir.

ever tried giving it to a dog or a baby....hilarious.:laughing2:
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A bigger cock
A fcuking hoofing big dog that bites every fcuker that knocks on my door.
To catch the 30lb carp in my local lake.
The missus to let met bang her rather large arse
Lucozade like it used to taste
Wine gums
Sasperfcukingrella - eh??? you know what I mean
Aztec bars memories of 82' long story love you Shep hope your'e ok
I'd like a sound powered phone rigged up to my landline so every time I get a cold caller I can swing off it and blast their ears off.

edited to add wagon Wheels to go back to their proper size and Rachel Weisz


War Hero
I want World Peace
The world to be fed
Politicians to act for the electorate

Feck it what I really want is loads of booze a posh house and car loads of dosh and an 18 year old blonde nyphomaniac, the above is just daft
To go to another Pink Floyd concert
Picnic bars to be like they were before they changed in the 80`s
A Saints win tomorrow
and no more deaths in Ghan


War Hero
Now listen here you young upstart. Sausage and tomato crisps, space dust and full size wagon wheels are not, I say again, are not "bygone shite". Those items coupled with commando comics raised a generation of young warriors.

Go and sit on the naughty step for 10 minutes.:fart:
Spidery like senses...imagine what you could be achieved?....like knowing Div party's want me before they know themselves they want me...and what they want me to do for them.....:censored:

Yes nurse, my meds are overdue...will take them in a jiff....honest.....:slow: