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I think there is something wrong with me

Ja5on

War Hero
I am starting to get attracted to over forty's women and I am only 27. There is this woman in my office 45ish blonde with sexy legs and I can't stop imagining her naked. Is this normal for blokes my age or am I just perverted.
 
Ja5on said:
I am starting to get attracted to over forty's women and I am only 27. There is this woman in my office 45ish blonde with sexy legs and I can't stop imagining her naked. Is this normal for blokes my age or am I just perverted.

As long as she is not a bloke it is OK
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
Grim_Reaper said:
What's wrong with older women?
Just take a look at Liz Hurley, I'd marry her any day. :wink:

She's a youngster, Joan Collins was on the telly yesterday...she'd still get it :twisted:
 

malspal

Lantern Swinger
Jerry_Hatrick said:
Ja5on,

I wouldn't worry about it.

I've always had a thing for the older women but,
at the age of 70, there aren't any.

Jerry

As long as she's still warm............... :wink:
 

seenoffteefcuk

War Hero
a lot of experience in that GGILF
you would be able to tickle her nips and twat with the same hand therefore allowing other hand to assist in consumption of ale.
MARVELOUS
 

malspal

Lantern Swinger
WreckerL said:
Grim_Reaper said:
What's wrong with older women?
Just take a look at Liz Hurley, I'd marry her any day. :wink:

She's a youngster, Joan Collins was on the telly yesterday...she'd still get it :twisted:

Joanna Lumley does it for me :)
 

Ja5on

War Hero
Haven't got a picture but she looks like a cross between Pamela anderson and sandra bullock. At least I am normal then.
 

dondon

MIA
WreckerL said:
malspal said:
WreckerL said:
Grim_Reaper said:
What's wrong with older women?
Just take a look at Liz Hurley, I'd marry her any day. :wink:

She's a youngster, Joan Collins was on the telly yesterday...she'd still get it :twisted:

Joanna Lumley does it for me :)

Good shout :thumbright:


Joanna yessssss , in fact any good looking chick over 40 does it for me , mmmmmm :roll: :lol: :roll:
 

dondon

MIA
Ja5on said:
Haven't got a picture but she looks like a cross between Pamela anderson and sandra bullock. At least I am normal then.


Yea your normal but I'd go for the Penny Smith lookalike myself ......
 
Maxi_77 said:
Ja5on said:
I am starting to get attracted to over forty's women and I am only 27. There is this woman in my office 45ish blonde with sexy legs and I can't stop imagining her naked. Is this normal for blokes my age or am I just perverted.

As long as she is not a bloke it is OK

Don't worry Ja5on, its quite normal to be infatuated by older people. At school all the men and women I admired (mostly scientists) were grey haired and the men were typically bearded, so I too wanted to be mature and bearded.

I still find older men (bearded) attractive.




Luckily for Uncle Albert, he shaved his off... or so he claims! :wink:
 

Waspie

War Hero
malspal said:
Jerry_Hatrick said:
Ja5on,

I wouldn't worry about it.

I've always had a thing for the older women but,
at the age of 70, there aren't any.

Jerry

As long as she's still warm............... :wink:

The man has a point!!!! :wink:
 
Waspie said:
malspal said:
Jerry_Hatrick said:
Ja5on,

I wouldn't worry about it.

I've always had a thing for the older women but,
at the age of 70, there aren't any.

Jerry

As long as she's still warm............... :wink:

The man has a point!!!! :wink:

Well keep her in the airing cupboard then she'll stay warm. I'm not sure how embalming fluid affects core body temperature though. Perhaps Angrydoc can enlighten us? :twisted: :?
 
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