I think I've caught the gay again.

2_deck_dash

War Hero
Anyone heard that new Scissor Sisters tune 'Any which way you get'?

It's banging.

Combined with my unhealthy likeness for Take That in their reformed guise and the fact that I own 3 pink shirts, I'm starting to worry, I've even started considering purchasing a motorcycle for fcuks sake and we all know that's the final step before growing a tash.

I haven't got to the stage where I want a cock up my hoop yet, but I'd rather nip this in the bud before it gets that far.


Any tips how I can get my life back on track?
 

bikerman

War Hero
Go slam your parts in the door whenever you get a gay urge. The pain pleasure cycle will put you off. Never did me any harm. :p
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
Do you have an overwhelming desire to listen to Bronski Beat?

Did you shed a tear when George Michael got sent down?

Do you feel empathy with male stewards and airline cabin crew?

If yes to any of the above, unlucky. Your in denial and you ARE a shirtlifter.
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
I live just round the corner from the Snappy Snaps shop that George Michael destroyed in his car.

A comedy graffiti genius struck literally minutes after the event, unfortunately Camden Council has now painted over it, but it was funny while it lasted:

 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
2_deck_dash said:
I live just round the corner from the Snappy Snaps shop that George Michael destroyed in his car.

A comedy graffiti genius struck literally minutes after the event, unfortunately Camden Council has now painted over it, but it was funny while it lasted:

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Stop trying to avoid the questions by deflecting the topic on to Georgie boy you gayer
 

NZ_Bootneck

War Hero
2DD, I'd say anyone who has a gaydar so prominently displayed to 'warn' of sneaky backdoor gardeners is protesting too much.
You're almost certainly 95% Rainbow Coalition. :twisted:
Still look on the bright side, when you find your pillow biting partner for life you'll be DINKs for life! :wink:
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
I'm actually beginning to see the bright side of this situation, I mean no nagging birds to worry about, I can watch Top Gear and football on TV all day because all blokes love that, I can finally get those cowboy boots I've always wanted and it now opens up a huge variety of alcoholic beverages that were previous off limits, like rose and peach schnaaps.

This could actually work.
 

K640

War Hero
That's all well and good 2DD but have you considered the down side?
You'll have to start dressing like one of the Village People, watching Dirty Dancing and having your hoop stretched by some hairy, butch fellas cock. It's just not worth it!
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
K640 said:
That's all well and good 2DD but have you considered the down side?
You'll have to start dressing like one of the Village People, watching Dirty Dancing and having your hoop stretched by some hairy, butch fellas cock. It's just not worth it!
Fair point actually, I don't think I could ever bring myself to watch Dirty Dancing.
 

X.R.D

War Hero
2_deck_dash said:
K640 said:
That's all well and good 2DD but have you considered the down side?
You'll have to start dressing like one of the Village People, watching Dirty Dancing and having your hoop stretched by some hairy, butch fellas cock. It's just not worth it!
Fair point actually, I don't think I could ever bring myself to watch Dirty Dancing.
Admit it mate anyone who struts around wearing the HAC gubbins is almost certainly beef!! :wink:

So in the words of our Jamaican brethren. BATTY BOI!!! :D
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
X.R.D said:
2_deck_dash said:
K640 said:
That's all well and good 2DD but have you considered the down side?
You'll have to start dressing like one of the Village People, watching Dirty Dancing and having your hoop stretched by some hairy, butch fellas cock. It's just not worth it!
Fair point actually, I don't think I could ever bring myself to watch Dirty Dancing.
Admit it mate anyone who struts around wearing the HAC gubbins is almost certainly beef!! :wink:

So in the words of our Jamaican brethren. BATTY BOI!!! :D
XRD does have a valid point

 
2_deck_dash said:
Anyone heard that new Scissor Sisters tune 'Any which way you get'?

It's banging.

Combined with my unhealthy likeness for Take That in their reformed guise and the fact that I own 3 pink shirts, I'm starting to worry, I've even started considering purchasing a motorcycle for fcuks sake and we all know that's the final step before growing a tash.

I haven't got to the stage where I want a cock up my hoop yet, but I'd rather nip this in the bud before it gets that far.


Any tips how I can get my life back on track?
Didn't I meet you on holiday in Egypt. In the middle of that big river De Nile :wink:
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
2_deck_dash said:
Er I'm sorry what was that about gay uniforms?
http://www.royalnavy.mod.uk/upload/img_400/[(1706)-14-09-2004]jrw4.jpg
http://www.royalnavy.mod.uk/upload/img_400/[(1725)-14-09-2004]jrw8.jpg
http://www.royalnavy.mod.uk/upload/img_400/[(1722)-14-09-2004]wfo15.jpg

And don't even get me started on those stupid tit helmets booties wear.
So you went from nautical gay to out-of-the-closet, look-at-me,chase me chase me, rampant village people totally OTT gay uniforms, :wink:
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
I don't get to wear that cool shit anyway. That's for the oldskool gays, the ones who are into 'theatre' and stuff.

You know, the ones who's Telegraph obituaries read like this:

''Colonel Seamus 'Rusty' Fcuknuckle MBE was a dedicated follower of the theatre and a lover of the arts. A confirmed bachelor, Rusty leaves behind a daughter from a previous marriage and will be sorely missed by his lifelong companion and close friend David Snodgrass-Clam. In lieu of flowers, mourners are kindly requested to make donations to the Terrence Higgins Trust.''
 

janner

MIA
Book Reviewer
sussex2 said:
2_deck_dash said:
Anyone heard that new Scissor Sisters tune 'Any which way you get'?

It's banging.

Combined with my unhealthy likeness for Take That in their reformed guise and the fact that I own 3 pink shirts, I'm starting to worry, I've even started considering purchasing a motorcycle for fcuks sake and we all know that's the final step before growing a tash.

I haven't got to the stage where I want a cock up my hoop yet, but I'd rather nip this in the bud before it gets that far.


Any tips how I can get my life back on track?
Didn't I meet you on holiday in Egypt. In the middle of that big river De Nile :wink:
This can be taken as a genuine outing of 2DD
 

Stirling

Banned
K640 said:
That's all well and good 2DD but have you considered the down side?
You'll have to start dressing like one of the Village People, watching Dirty Dancing and having your hoop stretched by some hairy, butch fellas cock. It's just not worth it!
.....and having to wear baggy pants to hide the chokky starfish plug, seepage can be embarrasing, ask Joanna Lumley.
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
Joanna Lumley, now there's an old bird I would love to smash.........wait........does this mean I'm hetero again?

Yippee!
 

JonnoJonno

Banned
2_deck_dash said:
Joanna Lumley, now there's an old bird I would love to smash.........wait........does this mean I'm hetero again?

Yippee!
Nope, she's probably a gay icon and you are having mummy issues again. You're still a bender.

And don't even think about Liza Minnelli you dirty homo.
 

X.R.D

War Hero
2_deck_dash said:
Er I'm sorry what was that about gay uniforms?
http://www.royalnavy.mod.uk/upload/img_400/[(1706)-14-09-2004]jrw4.jpg
http://www.royalnavy.mod.uk/upload/img_400/[(1725)-14-09-2004]jrw8.jpg
http://www.royalnavy.mod.uk/upload/img_400/[(1722)-14-09-2004]wfo15.jpg

And don't even get me started on those stupid tit helmets booties wear.
Hang on fella weren't you a wearer of pussers rig once upon a time?? If so I would standby on that one if I was you. :wink:

As for pith helmets. I never wore one as rubbers weren't issued with them back in the day to be fair!!! however.........on a Thursday!! 8O 8)
 
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