i so want to believe this


Lantern Swinger
I so want to believe this!

Outside Bristol Zoo, there is a car park for 150 cars and 8 coaches.

It was manned by a very pleasant attendant with a ticket machine
charging cars £1 and coaches £5.

This parking attendant worked there solid for all of 25 years. Then one
day, he just didn ' t turn up for work.

“Oh wellâ€, said Bristol Zoo Management - “we’d better phone up the City
Council and get them to send a new parking attendant…â€

"Err no", said the Council, "that car park is your responsibility"…

"Err no", said Bristol Zoo Management, "the attendant was employed by the
City Council, wasn ' t he?"…

"Err NO!"

Sitting in his villa in Spain , is a bloke who had been taking all the car park fees,
estimated at £400 per day at Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years…

Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over £3.6 million…

Do these things do the rounds every couple of years or so?

If you were to read the threads on here, you would note that to be true, however if you have just heard it, believe what you like.


Lantern Swinger
If it is true, then there is a car park in Bristol which needs an attendant. At that rate, I will quite happily submit my notice and take up the post with immediate effect on the same terms.

But some how, I dont think it is

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