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I said oops crabs round my bed I said crabs longside my bed.

BillyNoMates

War Hero
Marsalloxxkxkx? Went there once. Is it somewhere near a place called St. Julians Bay? Now - when I was a Joe Pasquali Malta Bus driver I took the "Nearly dead" British tourists (a.k.a. them that lived in hotels there for sixty days or so for £100 all in) to the local market on the front. Not a bad place really. Much preferred chucking myself off the cliff edge at the back end of Gozo, just up from Popeyes village and near the Blue Grotto. Even did it sober. Me for hospital next mate! They gonna stick fu**ing big needles in me knee-caps again to see how infected they are. Hope you escape from Emergency Ward 10 soon. B.N.M.http://www.rheumatologybpi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Knee07.png
 

Rumrat

War Hero
Marsalloxxkxkx? Went there once. Is it somewhere near a place called St. Julians Bay? Now - when I was a Joe Pasquali Malta Bus driver I took the "Nearly dead" British tourists (a.k.a. them that lived in hotels there for sixty days or so for £100 all in) to the local market on the front. Not a bad place really. Much preferred chucking myself off the cliff edge at the back end of Gozo, just up from Popeyes village and near the Blue Grotto. Even did it sober. Me for hospital next mate! They gonna stick fu**ing big needles in me knee-caps again to see how infected they are. Hope you escape from Emergency Ward 10 soon. B.N.M.http://www.rheumatologybpi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Knee07.png

Fuckin hell Billy if you spend much more time in sickbay you'll become addicted to them dinners.
And needles, Jesus everyday they swoop, today I thought it was game over three of them gathered at my bedroom door, I thought fuck now where do I scarper to? Just one comes in and stabbed me in the back of both hands.
Best of luck anyways Billy I feel your pain.
I need to get well, I have a mission, I want to go to Cornwall and upset wrecks by forcing him to buy me a drink. Mission Impossible you might say, but I have faith, and lots of help from my black pikey bruvs.
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
Do it! Do it! I could do with a quiet run ashore with a load of ill people being chased by the Grim Reaper.We shall all go down the Barbican - get twatted, anchor off Captain Jaspers and throw bricks at the rich bastards yachts whilst trying to down half a yard of raw sausage meat in a long bread-roll that's three months past its use-by date. Sounds like a plan to me. Yours Aye, Mac.
 

Rumrat

War Hero
Do it! Do it! I could do with a quiet run ashore with a load of ill people being chased by the Grim Reaper.We shall all go down the Barbican - get twatted, anchor off Captain Jaspers and throw bricks at the rich bastards yachts whilst trying to down half a yard of raw sausage meat in a long bread-roll that's three months past its use-by date. Sounds like a plan to me. Yours Aye, Mac.

Would't need to use fast blacks either, we could charter an ambulance from ambuline.
 

Rumrat

War Hero
i took this picture of wrecks a while back when he had just met this shee.... er friend.
 
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